reminds me of a joke, iwill try to translate:
A man walks along a small road into the woods. Suddenly he finds a strange botle and sees, there is a Genie in it. So he opens the bottle. The Genie pops out and looks very tired at the man and utters:"uh, not again. What is it, pal?" "I found you, you must grant me 3 wishes!" cries the man in excitement. "Dude!" says the genie, "I am a very old genie.. so make it one wish and off you go, comprende?" The man starts to think. Then he says "Ok, look at this here, this is a map of the world. I marked the places where they are currently at war with red circles. Make it stop." The genie sighs big time. Then he says: " Dude, that is a tough wish. Can't you think of somehting smaller?" The man thinks again. "Ok", he says, "back there, where I came form is my wife sitting in my car, complaining about... actually I have no idea what about, but nevermind. Now she is not that pretty. Could you perhaps add a bit here and there and take away a bit there and there, you know what I mean?" "Let me take a look", says the genie and off he goes. 20 minutes later he returns and says: "Dude, show me that map again, will you?"