But in all seriousness, I think we'd be in a lot better shape if all of us (but especially women since they seem to suffer from it more) were satisfied with the way we looked rather than trying to change or enhance physical appearance.
That reminds me. My girlfriend and I went into Victoria's Secret today. Apparently women can now skip plastic surgery altogether because there were bras there made entirely out of silicone with a strap. She started playing with those things, and it made me sick to my stomach. Picturing that little clear blob jiggling still makes me a bit nauseous. I'd take tiny boobs over silicone any day!