***POOF*** He turned into a tampon. "
Another version: A black guy finds a bottle, rubs it, and a genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I will grant you 3 wishes".
The black man says, "I want to be white, tight, and outtasight!"
So the genie turned him into a tampon.
Oh, speaking of black men, how not to get beat up by the police.
