Suddenly, the telepathic cat in London gasped, drawing attention from passersby who had thought it was a frog, which are born without lungs and therefore probably don't know how to gasp once they develop them upon reaching adult hood, because the cat realized that if John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Kenny Rodgers, and Johnson all collided, a paradox would be created--one that would destroy not this universe, but the five closest universes to this one.