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This guy claims he has never heard of Episodes 4,5, and 6.

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If a village has a cinema, its likely that it also has computers as well as newspapers and magazines which made it abundantly clear that it is a prequel to a previous series. Fake.
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Fucking funny though. Pretty good joke if you ask me, especially when he talks about what he would like to see in episodes 4-6 (Obi-Wan killing Anakins kids LOL!!).

War does not make one great.

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I heard they took the word gullible out of the dictionary. Can anybody confirm this?
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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He claims his village doesn't have cinemas or computers. If he is lying funny joke, but if he isn't, that's kind of sad.


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Originally posted by: Marvolo
He said he had to ride a bus to a place that had computers because he wanted to know if it was true that there were more episodes after ROTS.

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Maybe he's from this village? http://calwestray.tripod.com/images/prisoner_village_map.jpg
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Where were you in '77?

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Originally posted by: Marvolo
He claims his village doesn't have cinemas or computers. If he is lying funny joke, but if he isn't, that's kind of sad.
... It was a JOKE. And a funny one too.

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: SilverWook
Maybe he's from this village? http://calwestray.tripod.com/images/prisoner_village_map.jpg


OMG!

That's exactly where I was after they gassed me.

Good times though, except for that white weather balloon always following people around.
There's good in the Original Trilogy, and it's worth fighting for.
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Yeah, like he'd care about Star Wars if they didn't have the OT...
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You guys are easily amused
"Whatever! I digitally put Jabba the Hutt back into the original Star Wars movie! I'll do what I want!"
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He must be poor thats why
May the force be wth you .........
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True story. Back in the early 90's I was shopping with my mom, and we were in this little gift shop type of place in a downtown shopping district. I had noticed some Star Trek collectibles, and asked the saleslady if they had any Star Wars items. She had no idea what Star Wars was!!! I actually had to explain it was this very popular movie. Even invoking Ronald Reagan's version failed to ring any bells! Mind you, she wasn't some teeny-bopper sales drone. She was probably in her late 50's. The whole episode freaked me out. Was I on some sinister hidden camera show? Had I slipped temporarily into a parallel universe devoid of Star Wars? Was she a space alien? I will never know.
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Freaked you out...LOL. I probably would have been freaked out too. I always find it weird when people don't give a hoot about Star Wars. My early life was FORMED with Star Wars on the brain! My parents probably should have steered me completely clear of it, but it would have been inevitable the times I was growing up. I was going to be exposed to it somehow, it being everywhere in kiddom. Ah well.
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Originally posted by: ShiftyEyes
Do the Amish know about Star Wars?


Do they know about indoor plumbing?
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Originally posted by: SpecialEditionSaboteur
Originally posted by: ShiftyEyes
Do the Amish know about Star Wars?


Do they know about indoor plumbing?

LOL! I think they know about it- they just don't have it.



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Man, you beat me to it!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Marvolo
This guy says he lives in a village and they don't have cinemas or computers. He said he had to ride a bus to a place that had computers because he wanted to know if it was true that there were more episodes after ROTS. Check it out!


A person who claims to have never heard of Episodes 4, 5, and 6


I think his name is George Lucas, and the village is Skywalker Ranch.
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Originally posted by: ShiftyEyes
Do the Amish know about Star Wars?


I sincerely bet the Amish would really enjoy Star Wars if ever given the opportunity to see it.
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As i walk throught the valley where i harvest my grain,
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain.
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me,
you know I shun fancy things like electricity.
At 4:30 in the mornin' i'm milking cows,
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
and I've been milking and plowing so long that
even Ezekial thinks that my mind is gone.
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline,
got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin,
but if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine,
then tonight we're going to party like it's 1699.