"'Star Wars' people use 'Star Wars' as a springboard for dealing with life. So when they’re frustrated with their jobs they complain about the quality of the print transfer onto the new 'Empire Strikes Back' DVD release and fight over giant promotional buttons that say 'Han shoots first!'"

And I guess "reporters" begin editorializing when they are frustrated about the smallness of their writing talent/penises.

See? Anyone can make vast sweeping assumptions! It's fun!

By the way, Gaffer Tape, I sent you a pm - did you get it?