Back to the Future
Instead of
"holy shit doc, you desintergrated Einstein!"
You get
"Jeez Loueez doc, you decintergrated Einstein!"
and the second is from Cady Shack
Instead of
"Hey everybody let's all get laid."
It's
"Hey everybody, let's go take a shower."
I prefer both these lines, and by the way they are spoken by the real actors.