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Jedi Master
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Jokes thread : Reloaded
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Date created
26-Jul-2006, 6:11 AM
BLONDE COOKBOOK DIARY

MONDAY:

It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said
beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some
extra bowls.


TUESDAY:

Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.
So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for
supper.


WEDNESDAY:

A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
improved the rice any.


THURSDAY:

Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me
why I was rolling around in the garden.


FRIDAY:

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl
and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I
got back, everything was the same as when I left.


SATURDAY:

Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to
dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.


SUNDAY:

Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven
and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
disappointment.


GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY.

This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I
can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger
oven, I would like to surprise him with chocolate moose.