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Yoda Is Your Father
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If George did release a high quality OOT DVD, what is the worst that would happen?
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Date created
26-Jul-2006, 1:39 AM
Originally posted by: Darth-Adroit

Star Wars (1977)
Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Return of the Jedi (1983)
Star Wars SE (1997)
Empire Strikes Back SE (1997)
Return of the Jedi SE (1997)
Star Wars SSE (2004)
Empire Strikes Back SSE (2004)
Return of the Jedi SSE (2004)
Star Wars Archival SSE Happy time +++ (2007)
Empire Strikes Back Archival SSE Happy time +++ (2007)
Return of the Jedi Archival SSE Happy time +++ (2007)
Star Wars Holiday Special 30th Anniversary “Original Vision” Edition (2008)
Clone Wars Vol. I (2003)
Clone Wars Vol. II (2003)
The Phantom Menace (1999)
Attack of the Clones (2002)
Revenge of the Sith (2005)
The Phantom Menace SE (2007)
Attack of the Clones SE (2007)
Revenge of the Sith SE (2007)
The Phantom Menace SSE “The version George really wanted to make, but his x was reminding him that he sucks” Edition featuring Darth Maul and his double antennae Walkie-Talkie (2009)
Attack of the Clones SSE “My morals keep changing and so my movies must as well” Edition featuring Nerf Walkie-Talkie-Sabers (2009)
Revenge of the Sith SSE “The version that solves the Sifo-Diyas mystery harped on by George” now with even more stupid Palps voice changes and crackling (2009)
The Full First and only Season of the Star Wars Live Action TV Show (2008)
Collectors Jar Jar Dildo
Altar to Baal (The Artist formerly known as George Lucas) Special Collectors Edition
The Definitive Baal Autobiography “How Art should be modified to suit the tastes of changing viewers” or “Nothing is timeless” by Baal (The Artist formerly known as George Lucas)
Gusher Edition Knee Pads for sucking Baal (George) Cock.

All for the low low price of……..One Million Dollars…er..um..I mean One Hundred Billion Dollars.
That was hilarious!!