...that a director could con Ian McDiarmid into pulling silly faces
...that Jedi and Sith (Mace's arresting forces and Darth Maul) could be killed, during saber combat, in the stupidest ways possible. Maul just stood and watched, and the arresting Jedi just seemed to wait to get slashed
...that Darth Vader would "milk the giant cow" yelling "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
...Elan Sleazebaggano. Seriously. Somebody thought this was a good idea
..."the best star pilot in the galaxy" won a battle through the dumbest of dumb luck
..."Turn to the dark side." "No!" (beat) "Okay, I will". This is the true story of what happened to Darth Vader.
...after 16 years, the Yoda puppet looked like it had Down's syndrome.
...there are more lightsaber colors than Jedi robe colors
...Darth Vader hates sand
...Again, I must point out the utter ridiculousness of the name Elan Sleazebaggano
...people in the bar in Coruscant were watching a game of Cyberball.
more to come...