Simple Storytelling

Author: Ingo Sucks
Date: 14-Jul-2006, 2:21 PM

Author: Ingo Sucks
Time: 14-Jul-2006 2:21 PM
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I write a sentence, you write a sentence, he writes a sentence, and so on and so forth:

Once upon a time, there was an Asian Princess.

Author: ricarleite
Time: 14-Jul-2006 4:30 PM
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She died. The end. Next?

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: ricardo
Time: 14-Jul-2006 4:45 PM
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her ghost haunted ricarleite

Author: Ingo Sucks
Time: 14-Jul-2006 5:25 PM
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A priest performed a forbidden spell, merging her ghost with her body and bringing her back to life.

Nice try, ricky.

Author: JarHead413
Time: 14-Jul-2006 5:53 PM
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Needless to say, she was quite pissed off at the fact that she died right after the story started.

Hey look, a bear!

Author: ricarleite
Time: 14-Jul-2006 6:25 PM
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And she considered commiting suicide.

Author: Ingo Sucks
Time: 14-Jul-2006 6:28 PM
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But instead, she has sex with a peasant and has a beutiful baby girl nine months later, so her bloodline can continue.

Author: ricardo
Time: 14-Jul-2006 6:48 PM
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then the daughter ran into a hedge of rose thorns, turning horribly scarred.

Author: Ingo Sucks
Time: 14-Jul-2006 6:52 PM
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But the girl went to the priest and had him cast a spell to make her the most beutiful girl in the kingdom.

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 14-Jul-2006 6:57 PM
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After she left, the mother and brother all went to see the Chronicles of Narnia movie; they all enjoyed it very much.

Author: Ingo Sucks
Time: 14-Jul-2006 7:00 PM
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They then all saw the Animated version and enjoyed it so much better.

Author: Ingo Sucks
Time: 14-Jul-2006 7:02 PM
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But then they saw the Black Cauldron and thought that was 10 times better.

Author: Ingo Sucks
Time: 14-Jul-2006 7:32 PM
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Actually, screw it. This was a bad idea. Chaltab deliberately made a personal attack. He knew I hated that movie and threw it in there just to bust my chops. Jay or someone either close or delete this thread. I don't want to see this anymore.

Author: HotRod
Time: 14-Jul-2006 7:59 PM
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And they all lived happily ever after.

The End!

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Author: Ingo Sucks
Time: 14-Jul-2006 8:21 PM
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Thank You.

No more posts in this thread. Please.

Author: ricardo
Time: 14-Jul-2006 8:59 PM
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aw.. this was fun.. this could be the next 6 degrees of star wars!

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 14-Jul-2006 9:27 PM
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YES, LET'S KEEP IT GOING.

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM PLUTO.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Ingo Sucks
Time: 14-Jul-2006 9:29 PM
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All right. But from now on, no more personal attacks. All right?

He felt lonely, so he wished for a friend.

Author: ricardo
Time: 14-Jul-2006 9:30 PM
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the man found a flower.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 14-Jul-2006 9:36 PM
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THE FLOWER WAS HOME TO A TERRIBLE SPIDER WASP.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Ingo Sucks
Time: 14-Jul-2006 9:48 PM
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The wasp stung him and he became consumed by hives.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 14-Jul-2006 10:44 PM
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But the hives fell away and formed its own sentient being named Ringo, who told the man of a faroff land with faroff quests.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Ingo Sucks
Time: 14-Jul-2006 11:53 PM
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Seeking adventure, the man hitchhiked a comet to the land of Ingroca

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 15-Jul-2006 12:05 AM
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Ingroca was a land where dragons and elf-babes lived in harmony with everything but nature.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 15-Jul-2006 1:37 AM
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As an example, Ringo demonstrated how the elf-babies meticulously removed every piece of grass from the soil with their bare-hands.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.