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FAN: "But George how could she remember Padme if..."
GL: "STOP! ... Look! I just don't know, okay? I don't know! I, uh, I, I, I just made it up, okay? It's a freaking movie, not the Bible for Christ's sake! There's just too many characters and too many planets to come up with, and so many characters dying and getting pregnant and getting into other planets, and I got lost, okay? I tried, really! I kept, you know, yellow post-it notes on my computer, with ALL those things you nerdy fans complain, like, 'Jar Jar is not cool' and 'Remember: Anakin is Luke and Leia's father', so I would make it RIGHT the way YOU wanted! Okay?! But look at me, I'm a 62 year old billionaire, I'm not supposed to be creating space characters and space sagas and space whatever that make any actual sense! I just made it up as I went along, are you happy now? Are you happy now that I've admitted my incompetence?! Huh?! Now that I've admitted I just made things up as I drank the mini-bottles of Vodka I had at my hotel room near the studios in London and Australia at 4 AM, crying and calling the Samarithans, while I was trying to shoot a movie when 5 hundred billion nerds keep whining every single MOMENT! And as for the O-OT, I lost it, okay? I left it in a cab back in San Francisco and I forgot to take those with me when I left, and I called the cab company from my hotel room that same night, but some other guy must have taken it because it wasn't there! So the SE's is all I got, okay?! But I can't admitt it, I can't admitt those facts so I lie, I, I, I, I can't speak about my weakness to everyone, not even my psychiatrist knew about this! Until now! There she is in the audience, I can see her! So, please, LET me finish producing Indiana Jones 4 and Red Tails, will you? PLEASE!!! OH GOD I can't take it anymore!!!" * runs away crying *
FAN: "............. Okay... So my next question would go for uh... Mark Hamill... How difficult was it to work with the character of Yoda."
MARK: "Well Frank Oz did a terrific job on...."