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Help me get BANNED on SW.COM!!!

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All right, all right.....

I had this idea a long while ago, but never got around to it. My SW political affiliations are simple....PT sucks, OOT rules. With the whole DVD issue that has popped up, I feel that Lucas has spit in our face for the last time and I'm tired of SW, tired to the point where I don't care anymore and I will NOT spend one more penny on ANYTHING SW. I've even gone through all my SW stuff and purged EVERYTHING having to do with the SEs and PT. I just want to forget everything that happened AFTER 1996.

So, there's the issue of my logon at SW.com....

I want to do something special here. I want to go out in a blaze of glory. I want to get banned with flair and style. I want to PISS off everyone and anyone I can to get banned. I want to insult Lucas, the whole SW organization, the mods, EVERYONE!!! And I'm going to document the whole thing for posterity. Or cuz I simply have nothing better to do, okay?

So, I want suggestions, little phrases you'd like to see someone say, ANYTHING. If you've got a beef with a mod on SW.com, speak your mind and I will post it. Anything goes here.....I'm going to make one big post that pisses off everyone and ultimately gets me banned, hopefully resulting in me getting totally blacklisted. If I can, I will sustain the thread until a mod does come along and bans me. Of course, I will try to follow up in the Forum Feedback if I can.

Come on, people....join me in my ULTIMATE BANNING!!!!

Of course, I want to remain on good terms here though. OT.com is the best SW board and always will be.

And in closing, I DO NOT want to hear any crap from anyone about how immature, childish and retarded this is. Hell, I KNOW it is. But it's NOWHERE near as retarded as how we long-time fans of the holy trilogy have been treated in the matter of getting the OOT on DVD. It's people like me who saw SW as a kid and bought all those toys and kept the faith over the years that put George Lucas where he is. Argue it to death all you want but it is totally true, so accept it. It was my allowance money and my parent's money that made SW what is and all I want in return is some GODDAMN respect to the movies I supported for so many years. So please, allow me to regress in maturity in peace. After this, I will have nothing to do with SW ever again......I will instead simply watch the original versions and remember fondly what Star Wars was and not what it has become.

This is my last hoorah in the SW world.....so just indulge me, okay? Have fun with it.
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Just post that you are Al-Quieda and Lucas is your next target if he doesn't do the OOT justice. That should do it.
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Oh man.....I think that's going to far. And I didn't think anyone would suggest anything that went that far....
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If you want to get banned, just sya that you think the 3 million figure for clone troopers is wrong, and doesn't match the scale of Star Wars that was established in the movies. Especially when compared to the quintillions of droids stated to be fighting for the CIS.

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yeah...something silly like that would probably get me banned.

I was thinking more along the lines of....the SW forum is over-moderated and there is no such thing as freedom of speech. The mods there are all over-zealous wankers who are basically sucking someone off to be a mod. Then I can start in on how Lucas is not the genius we thought he was and that the PT is a bunch of sub-par films devoid of creativity and talent storywise. Then I can go off on how SW is basically a cash cow and that all the fans/sheep who worship Lucas should just keep forking over money and continue saying "Baaahhhhhahahahaha." Then I can launch into the OOT on DVD travesty.......

Anyone care to elaborate on any of that?
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Tis a slippery slope, cable... it may be interpreted as a forum war and I'm sure Jay wouldn't be too pleased with that.

but anyway, ask them how it feels to be deep up lucas' ass or something like that.
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something like: "the Prelogy sucks because of one big problem... Lucas."

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Originally posted by: Cable-X1
It's people like me who saw SW as a kid and bought all those toys and kept the faith over the years that put George Lucas where he is. Argue it to death all you want but it is totally true, so accept it. It was my allowance money and my parent's money that made SW what is and all I want in return is some GODDAMN respect to the movies I supported for so many years. So please, allow me to regress in maturity in peace. After this, I will have nothing to do with SW ever again......I will instead simply watch the original versions and remember fondly what Star Wars was and not what it has become.
I think you should start the thread with a post along those lines, to explain why it is you are about to act the way you are, then, when you have explained your motive: Let rip.

You should say that Lucas has only directed 2 good films in his entire life: Star Wars '77 and American Graffitti, and the luxury of hindsight shows that they were both flukes that suceeded despite him, not because of him.

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Just tell everyone Goerge Lucas included to go F**k themselves! And then tell them to F**K each other. That should piss them off I think.


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Originally posted by: Wesyeed
Tis a slippery slope, cable... it may be interpreted as a forum war and I'm sure Jay wouldn't be too pleased with that.

but anyway, ask them how it feels to be deep up lucas' ass or something like that.


Don't worry....I'm not going to tell them where I'm from....don't want to start that kind of trouble. Just want to piss off everyone is one glorious post.....

I'm digging your ideas, people!!!



Yoda Is Your Father, that is an EXCELLENT suggestion!!! I will let them know why I am doing what I'm doing......great idea!!! No sense in them thinking I'm just some troll....I'm a troll on a mission!!!
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Have the audacity to suggest that Lucas's backstory for the prequels was not fully-formed until... well, I was going to say the mid-90s, but I think 2003 is a bit more accurate, don't you?

I really know what you can do! In your initial post (or you might want to divide them up among however many posts you think you have left until you're ousted), systematically and logically go through every single beef you have with the SE and the prequels, being very detailed as to why exactly they suck and drag down the Star Wars mythos. Might as well spark a debate (i.e. riot) while you're at it. But at least if you do that, you won't seem like an entirely immature flamer. They'll just ban you because you're a dissenter, and we all know that's wrong and sinful in the good ol' US of A! ^_~ Dare to conform!

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I agree with Darth Richard. I am off to get banned wish me luck.


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Point out that:

Gary Kurtz is the real man behind Star Wars, once he left it went downhill
Vader was never suppose to be Lukes Dad
Liea was never suppose to be Lukes sisters
the fatter Lucas's neck got the crapier the moveis became
he is more CGI than man now

I'll think of more later
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Have the audacity to suggest that Lucas's backstory for the prequels was not fully-formed until... well, I was going to say the mid-90s, but I think 2003 is a bit more accurate, don't you?

I really know what you can do! In your initial post (or you might want to divide them up among however many posts you think you have left until you're ousted), systematically and logically go through every single beef you have with the SE and the prequels, being very detailed as to why exactly they suck and drag down the Star Wars mythos. Might as well spark a debate (i.e. riot) while you're at it. But at least if you do that, you won't seem like an entirely immature flamer. They'll just ban you because you're a dissenter, and we all know that's wrong and sinful in the good ol' US of A! ^_~ Dare to conform!


I'm liking this now too.......I could post some major stuff and infuriate a lot of people. I think pointing out the absurdity of how people are so accepting of the changes and lack of quality is a must too. I am really disgusted by how a lot of people are so accepting of these changes. I'd also like to gloat on the younger fans about how they "missed" out on good SW films. Sorry, young fans....but it is true. The glory days were a long time ago......don't sweat it though. They'll be more good stuff down the road....it just won't be SW, that's all.

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Here's the real question.....what should the title of the thread be???
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Excuse me, but let me get this straight. You want to be on good terms here on this board, but you're asking people to help you go troll another board and get banned?!

If you're a troll, you're a troll. It doesn't matter where you post. If you choose to go to SW.com and do anything you can to get banned, so be it. But you've lost any and all respect I have for you. You're no better than the people who come to this board and ruffle our feathers.

Cable-X1, it seems to me you have a serious problem with reality. If you choose to throw your stuff away and forget about it because of what it's become, that's your problem. But don't go taking it out on a community of people that had nothing to do with it. If you want to be remembered as a serial troll that no one is going to care about in a week, I can't stop you.


I'll leave this thread open for now.

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it's the internet, not real life, get over it.
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Well......I knew there would be SOMEONE who would say this......so I can't be THAT completely detached from reality. I realize what I'm doing, so I can't be that far gone, right?

Zion, seriously man.....don't you think we're a little PAST the point of rationality anymore. The OOT has been butchered with more changes than we can shake a stick at. After fighting endlessly to get them released on DVD, we've finally gotten them, only to have them presented in an incredibly sub-par way that is genuinely insulting. To top that off, we've pretty much been told that nothing is going to be done about it and that we're "lucky" we're getting them at all. Then there's the prequels which are alos sub-par in almost every level except special effects. WE have been LIED to forever by Lucas, telling us that the SEs are his original vision, that the PT is his original vision and that it's unfortunate that we're fallen in love with films that Lucas considered "rough drafts."

I mean....come on man.....it's tough to be an OOT SW fan these days, dude. I think we've earned the right to cut loose a little.....

You get a hold on reality, dude.....lock the thread if you've got an issue with it. But I will lose all respect for you cuz you won't be any better than those mods on SW.com who lock every thread that goes against the grain.

Really....like all the posters on SW.com are going to come here....cuz of me!!! You're putting that much emphasis on what I say??? Reality check there, Zion. Reality check dude.

But whatever....do what you like....your respect of me is not a high priority of mine.
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"You're no better than the people who come to this board and ruffle our feathers."

Although I completely understand what Cable X-1 feels like doing, I have to agree with this sentiment. I hope the irony of Kev posting right after that post isn't lost on anybody.

Cable X-1, prove you are far better than folks like JediRandy, who have so much hatred for the "other side" (in this case, bashers), that he can't help but follow those he hates across the internet. Believe me, I went through my own "get all my usernames banned" from TF.n, and now I'm happy just to let them wallow in their own filth.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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So, you're saying that because we don't like what Lucas has done with his movies and his money, that we have the right to "cut lose a little" and troll his web site? Pardon me for not being realistic.

This is exactly how all that inter-site drama crap gets started. A bunch of regulars on one site say, "hey guys, wouldn't it be great if we all got together and taught those other guys a lesson?" I'm not saying you're going to blab to everyone that you're a member of this site, but news has a way of reaching the other side regardless. And when the guys at SW.com realize it was a group of regulars here that "attacked" their board, what do you think they're going to do? We're all Star Wars fans man, even if we have differing opinions. Don't go starting something just because a group of people - or the bulk of an entire community for that matter - disagree with you.

Sorry if I pissed in your corn flakes, but you said you wanted to do all this AND still be on good terms here at OT. I was just letting you know that I don't think that's possible.

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Three things I learned from lurking at starwars.com. I lurked there a long time ago and, these were the rules before I don't know if they're the same now.

1. There's a limit to how much a post can contain of characters. I suggest you check that and, divide your post into seperate parts from that limit(in some sort of text program like word). Then, post each part as a new thread.

2. There are some forums you can't post in without the moderater approving a post. So, if you want to post it in multiple forums make a note of the moderater approval forums and, don't waste your time there.

3. There are moderaters that don't have a moderater status on thier username. I don't know how that can help you but, I thought I would mention it....

All and, all the ideas posted already will probably get you banned. Though, I do agree with Zion that it is possible that word could get around at starwars.com and, you would have brought trolling here. It's your choice though....

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All right....I won't do it. I'll just delete my username and password, relegating the account to oblivion.

For the record, it was MeBeJedi who convinced me. He identifiied with what I was trying to do and then convinced me not to do it in a polite and non-condescending manner. Hear that, Zion?

I still think it would be fun though.....but I see how it could be bad for the board.....if I can't get banned, could I at least kick Lucas in the nuts somehow???