Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®)) — Page 41

Author: TheSessler
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:23 AM
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They don't have beer at sexy parties, they have martinis, wine, and champaigne.

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."

Author: ricardo
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:24 AM
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ah.. good point. martinis and cigars for all! thanks for clearing that up, sess.. almost an international incident.

Author: ricardo
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:25 AM
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ahh! my new secretary! come! join the party! martinis for all!

Author: sean wookie
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:25 AM
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We need heroin and E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author: ricardo
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:26 AM
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nonono.. sexy parties don't use smack or E. martinis and cigars are the standard.

Author: Hot.like.fire
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:27 AM
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i'll have a glass of champagne with a sweet cigar. hmmm sweets are so soo good.

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

Author: TheSessler
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:27 AM
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Don't forget wine and champaigne if you feel particularily celebratory.

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."

Author: ricardo
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:29 AM
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it is yiyf's job to pop the champagne. we'll wait for him. for the meantime, we'll drink and smoke it up!

Author: sean wookie
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:30 AM
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Start injecting!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author: ricardo
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:32 AM
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miss secretary; take a memo. yiyf is late for my sexy party. send him a message on his pager to hurry up and not to forget the corkscrew.

Author: Hot.like.fire
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:33 AM
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done and done... sir

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

Author: ricardo
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:35 AM
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thank you. have another martini.

Author: Hot.like.fire
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:39 AM
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oh i will. and if i happen to lose any clothes or my shoes from this sexy party, would someone please bring them to the office the following day? i hate losing high heels and my accessories and clothes.

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 29-Jun-2006 3:06 AM
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Author: sean wookie
Time: 29-Jun-2006 3:09 AM
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http://myspace-931.vo.llnwd.net/00874/13/91/874521931_l.jpg

I see what you did there.

Author: DorK313
Time: 29-Jun-2006 12:52 PM
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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN HERE? First I find Mario and Luigi snuggled up on the waiting room couch. I'm not even going to mention where the plunger was. Then I find Muffin spooning with Wookie who has a needle stuck in him. I see womens clothing hanging from the ceiling fan, I'm guessing those belong to H.L.F. Next I find Ricardo passed out in his office with a cigar in his mouth, urine on the floor, and a picture of Warbler on his desk in front of him.

Well, I guess I'll get busy cleaning up around here before master gets here.

*slaps on rubber gloves, syran wraps a hat and grabs a mop-n-bucket.

Congrats Ricardo!

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Author: ricardo
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:25 PM
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The party's not over yet!

*puts down pic of Warbler* damned mice. where the hell is YIYF with my champagne?!

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:30 PM
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Originally posted by: ricardo
where the hell is YIYF with my champagne?! Sorry I'm late...

*Pops Champagne*

Now this party is officially started

Originally posted by: ricardo
speaking of which... you know who's music is starting to grow on me? prince. i feel so awful for writing that...

Prince is the fucking man!! No need to feel ashamed Ric, he's a bloody genius. Fellow Prince fan right here.

*Puts on some Prince music*

Now that's what I call a Sexxy Party!!

War does not make one great.

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:31 PM
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
matt, i know that oral evulation took a LOT longer than expected. i hope i'm up to par.

the secretary has to meet certain standards, i mean look at monica lewinsky.
i know my manual evulation is above average, i take a lot of pride in that. would you like me to report to ricardo's office for another oral and manual evulation?

Yeah, I think Ric needs to judge your skills for himself. But report back to my office tommorrow for stage 2 of the evaluation.

EDIT: And bring any left over cigars with you.

War does not make one great.

Author: DorK313
Time: 29-Jun-2006 2:33 PM
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The party's not over yet!

In that case, pass me over a glass of champagne.

oh, man, this taste like warm piss.......
*hears YIYF laughing in the background

I'm not sure which is worse, this or ball sweat?

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Author: ricardo
Time: 29-Jun-2006 3:06 PM
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hey yiyf.. we need some of your special cigars. rolled on the thighs of virgins. you remember?

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 29-Jun-2006 3:13 PM
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Sure I remember. As a matter of fact, this lovely virgin right here just got done rolling a box of fine cigars on her lovely thighs:

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Author: DorK313
Time: 29-Jun-2006 3:26 PM
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HEY DUDE! THAT'S MY MOM!!!!!

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Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 29-Jun-2006 3:30 PM
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No, she's most definitely a virgin. All FrobozzCo cigar rollers are thoroughly checked for virginity before being hired.

War does not make one great.

Author: ricardo
Time: 29-Jun-2006 3:40 PM
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count on quality with FrobozzCo