I hate that every time I get back into my apartment, I find a new coachroach to kill. I nicknamed them Kato, as the Pink Panther character. Every time I get into the apartment I say "Kato? Where are you?", and start to look for the coachroach. When I find it, a battle begins in which the whole apartment is destroyed.
Except that I kill the bug before the phone rings and it picks up saying "Inspector Closeau's residence."