I hate the 2005 movie version so much, I'm thinking about doing a ChefElf0-style review called "Reasons to hate 2005's The Chroni-blah blah blah". And in it, I'll explain all the movie's inaccuracies and offensive changes. In fact, I think I'll do that tonight. I'll post the thing in a thread, then someone here can make it into a site. And then I'll do the same thing for the 6 other pieces of shit Walden Media is making.