I spent the weekend camping on the Candada/USA border and had some problems at customs, hence the delay in getting back to the office.
With regard to Ricardo's memo, I can confirm that our prior employment roster of 1000 grues will be cut to 2, all clones will be disposed of, and sexxy parties are mandatory when reaching milestones ending in 00.
As mascots are deemed redundant, Nanner must find a different position within the company and is on half-pay until he decides what it is he actually does around here.
Warbler's antics are indeed a waste of company time and resources. Therefore I am going to offer him the chance to resume his role as honorary dignitary. If he refuses, we will mount a plan to confiscate his FrobozzCo keycards. The ball's in your court Warbler.
Having reviewed his application, I am pleased to announce that Dork313 will be joining the company as our bitch. The company roster is now as follows:
Me: Owner and Overlord
Ricardo: OOC
Sybeman: General Manager
Sean Wookie: Company 'Werepire'
Nanner Split: Unspecified General Employee
Dork313: Bitch