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Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®)) — Page 38
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*crap.....needed to read further...Warbler pussed out. Damn shame, damn, damn shame.
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Now I know I'm the new guy here but I must say that I would be honored if I could be employed by the FrobozzCo. I understand that I am new so I would have to earn my keep so, if hired, I would like to be the companies bitch. If you need something you send me to get it. You need more toilet paper, I'm on it. Hell, you need your asses wiped just bend over. Like I said, I understand I'd have to earn my respect and sometimes you just gotta start at the bottom, literally.
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What qualifications do you have that will excel you in the "bitch" position for FroBozzCo?
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2) I already work at a retail store so anything that you guys need I'm already in the right spot.
3) I can get everything there on discount, saves the company money.
4) Until promoted from bitch I would just use my money to buy the stuff, saves the company money
5) I used to be a manager of a Pizza parlor so I can make a mean pizza
6) I'm old enough to buy alcohol
7) I don't need my mom to drive me to work.
8) I forgot what 8 was for.
9) I'm not AWK.
10) I believe in honesty, trust, and selflessness (but I will sleep with your girlfriend)
11) I believe in lying, manipulating, and selfishness (so I can sleep with your girlfriend)
12) I OWN A RANCOR!
13) I have children so if need be I can read you night night stories.
14) I OWN A RANCOR!
15) I'm a quick learner
16) I stick to it 'till the job is done.
17) I only buy the softest toilet paper.
18) I'm have money.
19) I also have a huge library of information readily available at my fingertips.
20) I OWN A RANCOR!
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I'm not sure what my Rancor is doing here. He's either offering you a bribe to hire me or this was taken the last time we went to the strip club together!
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Originally posted by: DorK313
Well, I have alot of time to do nothing obviously because I have sat here tonight and read this entire thread. I do not mean skimmed, I mean read. Warbler, you should be ashamed of yourself. At the beginnng you seemed like a noble man with great ideas but then it turned out you buckle under pressure. Next thing I read is you trying to weasel your way back in by setting up false contracts with YIYF. Now you are trying to get back in by using scare tactics. Oh the crown of shame should be placed on your head Warbler. These people once defended you. Did you forget about YIYF making sure your drink wasn't poisoned? Hmmm? Then you repay him by having men follow him to his house and beat him with ballbats. Thankfully he is resiliant to bat beatings and of course the trusty werewolf/wolverine/dracula thing! The shame, the shame. .
Well, I have alot of time to do nothing obviously because I have sat here tonight and read this entire thread. I do not mean skimmed, I mean read. Warbler, you should be ashamed of yourself. At the beginnng you seemed like a noble man with great ideas but then it turned out you buckle under pressure. Next thing I read is you trying to weasel your way back in by setting up false contracts with YIYF. Now you are trying to get back in by using scare tactics. Oh the crown of shame should be placed on your head Warbler. These people once defended you. Did you forget about YIYF making sure your drink wasn't poisoned? Hmmm? Then you repay him by having men follow him to his house and beat him with ballbats. Thankfully he is resiliant to bat beatings and of course the trusty werewolf/wolverine/dracula thing! The shame, the shame. .
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I have to say that I'm only about 20 pages into this thread and Warbler inc. rulez! Great stuff.
As you can see I was ready to have your back but man you stabbed your friends in the back. They even through a party where you were the guest of honor. The shame, the shame.
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unfortunately, upper management is looking for redundancies in the corporation and we can't promise all will have jobs.
1) our prior employment roster of 1000 grues will be cut to 2. this will save time and money, especially with facilities. I mean, seriously, who wants to clean after 1000 grues?
2) all clones will be disposed of. Clones are only second to uncleanliness against grues. although they look the same as their respective dopplegangers they have no understanding of personal hygiene. plus i saw one of them pissing in YIYF's pirhana tank.
3) sexxy parties are mandatory when reaching milestones. in the past, sexxy parties have been given arbitrarily for any small milestone. now only post numbers ending in 00 will allow for the sexxy party.
4) The chefs will stay on the payment roster until further notice. it's hard to find a good chef.
5) Warbler's antics are a waste of company time and resources. although we welcome the occassional banter and battle from said person we must ask for his key cards. It's getting tiring fixing up his mess everytime he engages in a new battle. However he will be welcome to any party. except to watch the world cup.
6) smoking is permitted in my office. while the world cup is on, all work is suspended.
7) there will be a fully stocked refridgerator with YooHoo brand flavoured beverage. specifically for greencapt.
8) Nanner must find a different position within the company. Mascots are deemed redundant.
9) when you see this individual
please move out of the way. he has important plumber business to attend to.10) and finally, any and all rules are subject to change and final approval by YIYF.
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3) sexxy parties are mandatory when reaching milestones. in the past, sexxy parties have been given arbitrarily for any small milestone. now only post numbers ending in 00 will allow for the sexxy party.
I did say I can cook a mean pizza right? Also, I use to clean the glass at the nudie booths so I can be good for after the party as well.
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Originally posted by: DorK313
I did say I can cook a mean pizza right? Also, I use to clean the glass at the nudie booths so I can be good for after the party as well.
3) sexxy parties are mandatory when reaching milestones. in the past, sexxy parties have been given arbitrarily for any small milestone. now only post numbers ending in 00 will allow for the sexxy party.
I did say I can cook a mean pizza right? Also, I use to clean the glass at the nudie booths so I can be good for after the party as well.
You were a jizzmopper?!
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Originally posted by: ricardo
9) when you see this individual please move out of the way. he has important plumber business to attend to.
9) when you see this individual
please move out of the way. he has important plumber business to attend to. 
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Originally posted by: ricardo
5) Warbler's antics are a waste of company time and resources. although we welcome the occassional banter and battle from said person we must ask for his key cards. It's getting tiring fixing up his mess everytime he engages in a new battle. However he will be welcome to any party. except to watch the world cup.
5) Warbler's antics are a waste of company time and resources. although we welcome the occassional banter and battle from said person we must ask for his key cards. It's getting tiring fixing up his mess everytime he engages in a new battle. However he will be welcome to any party. except to watch the world cup.
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I spent the weekend camping on the Candada/USA border and had some problems at customs, hence the delay in getting back to the office.
With regard to Ricardo's memo, I can confirm that our prior employment roster of 1000 grues will be cut to 2, all clones will be disposed of, and sexxy parties are mandatory when reaching milestones ending in 00.
As mascots are deemed redundant, Nanner must find a different position within the company and is on half-pay until he decides what it is he actually does around here.
Warbler's antics are indeed a waste of company time and resources. Therefore I am going to offer him the chance to resume his role as honorary dignitary. If he refuses, we will mount a plan to confiscate his FrobozzCo keycards. The ball's in your court Warbler.
Having reviewed his application, I am pleased to announce that Dork313 will be joining the company as our bitch. The company roster is now as follows:
Me: Owner and Overlord
Ricardo: OOC
Sybeman: General Manager
Sean Wookie: Company 'Werepire'
Nanner Split: Unspecified General Employee
Dork313: Bitch
War does not make one great.
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*Ricardo slaps Dork313 upside the head while shouting, "shut up and sit down bitch!"*
Yes sir!
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*pats the WarbSP™*
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War does not make one great.
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Here is the deal:
I stop my antics and assume the role of honorary dignitary (and keep FrobozzCo my keycards). I get my veto power back and 10% of the profits of FrobozzCo.
Ball is in YIYF's court.
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How about 50% of the profits and no veto power?
War does not make one great.