I'm sure that would kill anybody. I know it would kill me.

Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Why don't you use your real name Gaff? Cos Lance is cooler? You could call yourself Eddie.

I don't know. I was named after my father, but so I wouldn't be called the same name as my father, my mom gave me the nickname Lance when I was born, so it's essentially my true name in the fact that that's what I've always been called. Several people throughout my life have tried to incorporate parts of my real name, be it first, middle, or last to replace Lance, but none of them have ever really caught on.