Damn, that's lame! Why the hell would I be at the opening of X-Men 17, anyway?!
EDIT USING MY REAL FIRST NAME: Edmund Rumowicz: At age 87, while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
What?! I don't play Tekken either! At least I get an extra 24 years this way...