At age 44, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's only 3:00pm, shame on you!)
Holy crap! I've only got ten years to become a raging alcoholic and acquire a cheap POS blender. Who am I kidding? If I felt like it, I could accomplish that in ten hours.
Actually, I much prefer the second prediction:
At age 86, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.
Holy crap! I've only got ten years to become a raging alcoholic and acquire a cheap POS blender. Who am I kidding? If I felt like it, I could accomplish that in ten hours.
Actually, I much prefer the second prediction:
At age 86, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.