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Post #219742

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CO
Parent topic
Say the SE release in theaters bombed in 1997?
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Date created
18-Jun-2006, 3:14 PM
O-OT fan: Mr. Gary Kurtz, you built a time machine........out of a Delorean?

Kurtz: Yes, and I am going back in time to January 30, 1997 to spread the word that the SE will be the norm in 10 years.

(A van approaches with two men with missile guns)

Kurtz: Oh no, they found me, I don't know how they found me!

O-OT fan: Who?

Kurtz: George Lucas and Rick McCallum, run true Star Wars fan run!

(The two masked man, one that has a very elongated neck shoots Mr. Kurtz, O-OT fan runs into the Delorean, and takes off)

O-OT: Lets see if this thing can do 90!

(Car disappears and reappears in 1997, so the O-OT fan looks for any local theater)

(He finds a theater playing of Star Wars, and runs in the theater)

(On the screen, he sees the new jabba scene)

O-OT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(The crowd looks at him ????????????????)

O-OT: Wait til 2005, you guys are really going to hate that line.