*As YIYF settles down to watch his soccer match, he a KAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he looks just outside his window to discover that his car has exploded. YIYF goes outside to investigate, finding no trace of the person responsible, he heads back inside to call the cops. When YIYF enters his house he notices that the channel on the tv has been changed to an NFL highlight show, and that all the soccer balls in the house have been replaced with footballs. Tied to all the football are notes. They all say the same thing: MAKE THE DEAL*