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Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®)) — Page 35

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ahh.. then i'll be coming over tomorrow, glad there is no more warbler veto law.

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You don't know who you're messing with! You'll honor the contract, and you'll give me 10% of you're profits each month . . . . . . . . .














































. . . . or else!!!!!!!!!!!
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Or else what?

I wouldn't recommend making an enemy of FrobozzCo, especially as you were once held in such high esteem by us. Don't throw away the chance of a lifetime.

War does not make one great.

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so the delay warbler displayed earlier... was that because he couldn't think of anything cooler to say other than "or else?"

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Sean, I'm pretty sure this isn't the first time you've asked to be part of FrobozzCo and Sybe or I have said yes, but just in case: Sure you can. Think up a position for yourself and it's yours.

EDIT: Accidental double post. But seeing as I own the thread, whatever.

War does not make one great.

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leading hemophiliac?

or possibly hypocondriac...

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I'm not sure we need one of those. Sean, can you think of anything you can bring to FrobozzCo that would actually be useful to the company?

War does not make one great.

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c'mon! a guy who gets sick just at the mere thought of another being sick. he'll be an asset to himself. taking sick days all the time. always whining about the air quality.

hmm.. on second thought, nevermind.

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Sure. Just need to inject you with this patented FrobozzCo Werewolf/Vampire serum and....Yup, you're good. Welcome aboard.

War does not make one great.

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Roar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And all of a sudden I have a cheap transylvanian accent!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*a black unmarked car without a license plate drives up to Frobozz HQ, a window rolls down, a hand emerges, in the hand is an Uzi, the hand opens fire and spays the HQ with bullets, it stops and disappears inside the car, it them emerges again with a brick, the brick is thrown through a window, there is a note tied to the brick, it says: MAKE THE DEAL, the car speeds away and disappears, the Godfather theme can be heard from somewhere . . . . . . . . . .*
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Originally posted by: Warbler
*a black umarked car without a llicense plate drives up to Frobozz HQ, a window rolls down, a hand emerges, in the hand is an Uzi, the hand opens fire and spays the HQ with bullets, it stops and disapears inside the card, it them emerges again with a brick, the brick is thrown threw a window, there is a note tied to the brick, it says: MAKE THE DEAL, the car speeds away and disapears, the Godfather theme can be heard from somewhere . . . . . . . . . .*


*YIYF reads the note on the brick. His first thought is that the note is from Warbler, but then he realises that the note contains no spelling or grammar mistakes, so it must be from someone else. YIYF shrugs his shoulders and goes back to watching the World Cup (he'll get the window fixed when he can be bothered. Maybe tomorrow).*

War does not make one great.

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sorry yiyf.. i had the sound on too loud watching the world cup replay. can we get this werewolf guy to fix the window?

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Thanks Sean. I'm not concerned about who actually broke the window - probably just some small time punk. As long as it's fixed, I'm happy.

War does not make one great.

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Isn't it weird that i'm a wolf but I can still hold tools in my hand to fix windows?
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frobozz sprung for the special werewolf-friendly tools.

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*As YIYF settles down to watch his soccer match, he a KAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he looks just outside his window to discover that his car has exploded. YIYF goes outside to investigate, finding no trace of the person responsible, he heads back inside to call the cops. When YIYF enters his house he notices that the channel on the tv has been changed to an NFL highlight show, and that all the soccer balls in the house have been replaced with footballs. Tied to all the football are notes. They all say the same thing: MAKE THE DEAL*