Return of the Jedi Script Game — Page 7

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 13-Jun-2006 5:53 PM
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Luke: It is the name of your true self. You have only forgotten!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 13-Jun-2006 6:05 PM
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Luke: I know there is good in you. The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully. That is why you couldn't destroy me. That's why you won't bring me to your Emperor now.

War does not make one great.

Author: HotRod
Time: 13-Jun-2006 7:01 PM
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VADER: I see you have constructed a new lightsaber. Your skills are complete. Indeed, you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen.

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Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 13-Jun-2006 7:11 PM
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Luke: Come with me.

Vader: Obi-Wan once thought as you do. You don't know the power of the dark side. I must obey my master.

War does not make one great.

Author: HotRod
Time: 13-Jun-2006 7:36 PM
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LUKE: I will not turn...and you'll be forced to kill me.

VADER: If that is your destiny.

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Author: Invader Jenny
Time: 13-Jun-2006 8:30 PM
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Vader: "The emperor will show you the true nature of the force. He is your master now."

Luke: "Then my father is truely dead."

"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 13-Jun-2006 9:03 PM
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Leia: The main entrance to the control bunker's on the far side of that landing platform. This isn't gonna be easy.

Han: Hey, don't worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of places more heavily guarded than this.

War does not make one great.

Author: JangoxFett
Time: 14-Jun-2006 3:40 AM
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I did not see line: Luke: Search your feelings, Father. You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.

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Leia:What's he saying?

3po:He says there's a secret entrance on the other side of the ridge.

Lando:Admiral, we're in position! All fighters accounted for.

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Author: HotRod
Time: 14-Jun-2006 5:33 AM
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^^ He has a point...Jenny baby, you missed a whole chunk...you've done a Gaffa special

LUKE: Search your feelings, father. You can't dothis. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate.

VADER: It is too late for me, son. The Emperor will show you the true nature of the Force. He isyour master now.

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Anyhoo

ACKBAR: Proceed with the countdown. All groups assume attack coordinates.

NIEN NUMB: Yabbadee Yabbadoo

LANDO: Don't worry, my friends are down there.They'll have that shield down on time...or this'll be the shortest offensive of all time.

NIEN NUMB: Bababebebnannboo

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Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 14-Jun-2006 1:53 PM
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Originally posted by: HotRod
^^ He has a point...Jenny baby, you missed a whole chunk...you've done a Gaffa special

I did mention I hate you, right?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: HotRod
Time: 14-Jun-2006 1:55 PM
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Ha..Jokes man!

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Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 14-Jun-2006 1:57 PM
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Same here, same here!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: HotRod
Time: 14-Jun-2006 2:04 PM
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Having trouble with the next line there Gaffer man??

I'll move it along...

ACKBAR: All craft, prepare to jump to hyperspace on my mark.

LANDO: All right. Stand by.

EWOK: Whistle sounds...Weeewaaaweeeewaaaaweeeewaaaa

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Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 14-Jun-2006 2:07 PM
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Han: Back door, huh? Good idea.

Ewoks: Yadayadayada

Han: It's only a few guards. This shouldn't be too much trouble.

Leia: Well, it only takes one to sound the alarm.

Han: Then we'll do it real quiet-like.

War does not make one great.

Author: HotRod
Time: 14-Jun-2006 2:10 PM
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3PO: Oh! Oh, my. Uh, Princess Leia! I'm afraid our furry companion has gone and done something rather rash.

LEIA: Oh, no.

HAN: There goes our surprise attack

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Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 14-Jun-2006 2:18 PM
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Imperial Scout: Look! Over there! Stop him!

War does not make one great.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 14-Jun-2006 7:37 PM
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Han: Not bad for a little furball. There's only one left. You stay here.
3PO: I have decided that we shall stay here.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 15-Jun-2006 12:34 AM
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The Emperor: Welcome, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you.... You no longer need those.... Guards, leave us.... I'm looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call me Master.

War does not make one great.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 15-Jun-2006 12:35 AM
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Luke: You're wrong. Soon I'll be dead, and you with me.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 15-Jun-2006 12:42 AM
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HaHaHa. Perhaps you refer to the imminent attack of your Rebel fleet? Yes...I assure you we are quite safe from your friends here.

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Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 15-Jun-2006 1:14 AM
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Luke: Your overconfidence is your weakness.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 15-Jun-2006 1:29 AM
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Your faith in your friends is yours!

War does not make one great.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 15-Jun-2006 1:32 AM
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Why aren't you naming?

Vader: It is pointless to resist, my son.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 15-Jun-2006 1:39 AM
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Because for a while there it was just me as the Emperor and you as Luke, so it was like we were just chatting 'in character'. But then Vader had to come and poke his nose in.

The Emperor: Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends up there on the Sanctuary Moon are walking into a trap. As is your Rebel fleet! It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them. Oh...I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

Luke: Well, if that's all true, why didn't you wait until the Death Star II was nearer completion before you set up this 'trap'? And why didn't you give a fake location for the shield generator, or at least have a back up generator?

OK, Luke didn't say any of that, but he should have.

War does not make one great.

Author: Shimraa
Time: 15-Jun-2006 3:18 AM
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Emperor: because... Because... i dont need to explain myself to you, you fible excuse for a jedi. i was taking over full republics before you were born. i orchastrated entire galactic wars to kill thousands of jedi BY MYSELF. i brought the entire jedi order to its knees by saying a word, what have you done?