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Post #217685

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twister111
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Alternate Endings For The Trilogy....
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Date created
10-Jun-2006, 3:08 PM
Hm,...

Luke exits the death star 2. Lando in the Falcon are trying to make thier way out. The DS2 explodes it's unsure whether or, not Lando lives. Cut to Han and, Leia. They don't know what to think and, await the survivors arrival as the Ewoks cheer. The first to arrive is the Falcon. Lando exits.

Lando: Has anyone else returned yet?
Han: Your the first one.
Lando: I kept her in as good condition as, possible but,...
Han: But, what?
Lando: The Death Star explosion caused a burn on the backside.
Han: What!? Your paying for it.
Lando: Relax, I'll get one of my men to fix it.

The rest of the survivors arrive along with Luke. Leia greets Luke. Cut to a funeral sequence with Luke, Leia and, Vader. Cut to the celebration sequence. Then, Luke and, Leia arrive at the Party everyone else is having and, they're both greeted with hugs. Luke looks out to a distance and, see's Obiwan and, Yoda. Shaw appears as Anakin. The party continues. -closing credits- -what happens during closing credits that we don't see- Then, it turns out the Ewoks are actually very hungry and, starts attacking/eating everyone that survived the Death star. Except Chewbacca becuase, it turns out Ewoks are just baby Wookies. The Ewoks were just celebrating the massive meal that just decided to stay(hence all those campfires they made).

The end.