Originally posted by: dudius
luke and leia decide to be insestrial lovers because they really never felt family bonds. vader and the emperor move to vermont where they can be legally wed. han drinks himself to death at the loss of leia, while chewy sells the falcon and becomes the richest living being in the galaxy. R2 gets tired of C-3PO's annoying pessimism and fries his circuits before moving in with the ewoks as their sex-machine.
THE END
luke and leia decide to be insestrial lovers because they really never felt family bonds. vader and the emperor move to vermont where they can be legally wed. han drinks himself to death at the loss of leia, while chewy sells the falcon and becomes the richest living being in the galaxy. R2 gets tired of C-3PO's annoying pessimism and fries his circuits before moving in with the ewoks as their sex-machine.
THE END
Rather fixated on devient sex perhaps?