Vader: luke, help me take this mask off
Luke: But you'll die
Vader: there’s no stopping that now
Luke removes the mask to reveal Hans face
Han: Sike!
The Emperor climbs out of what is apparently a very shallow pit and peals off his face to reveal Leia
Luke turns round to see Vader standing, saber drawn ready to strike
Luke: who’s this one? Chewie
Chewie growls from behind Han
Vader: No son
Luke: oh Shit!
Luke is sliced in half
Vader removes his helmet to reveal Hayden
Hayden: Man these SEs are great aren’t they?