I like how it says on the card "Though eye witnesses at the cantina reported conflicting accounts of who shot first, none were sober enough to offer anything approaching an accurate discription."

So all us fans are drunken slobs who can't get Han's name right?

"So...so's I says to sis guy, "Look man, you don't know nuthin! I was-s-s there, and they were all like 'whoa' and I-was-all-like 'dude'. And then theres weres this laz-her blas, and oh man! It was nuts! Oh man, that Hans Solo gots a butt that won't quit, malhHGhlah... they's got these big chewy pretzels here....erfffbll...five dollars?! Get out of here...."