Originally posted by: Hal 9000
And Yoda appears to Wedge Antilles, who is, after all, the chosen one.
And Yoda appears to Wedge Antilles, who is, after all, the chosen one.
You read my mind, man.
Alternate 1:
Luke drags Vaders hulking corpes across the Death Star hanger bay.
Vader: "Luke, help me take this mask off."
Luke: "But you'll die."
Vader: "Kid, I've been living in this suit for over 20 years. Don't you think I would know if it would kill me or not. I'll be fine for a couple of minutes. Haven't you ever seen The Empire Strikes Back? Sheesh."
Luke obliges, and then recoils in horror.
Luke: "Holy shit! Dad! What the hell happend to you?!"
Vader: "Your punk ass mentor left me for dead on a some god-forsaken lava planet, that's what!"
He then clams himself.
Vader: "Now go my son. Leave me."
Luke: "Okay."
He starts to leave.
Vader: "Whoa, come back here you little bitch! And put my mask back on."
Luke then takes Vader to meet the rest of the Rebels at the party on Endor. Vader is then shot by Han on sight.
Luke: "Dude, what the hell! That was my dad!"
Han: "Yeah I know, I heard. Pretty good burn though, huh?"
Luke: "Yeah."
Freeze frame on everyone standing around laughing. The end.
Alternate 2:
Luke after burning his now dead father, walks off into the sunset on the forest moon of Endor, with the song "Don't you forget about me" playing us into the credits.
