To take our minds off of the shabby release of the OOT, I thought I'd start a little game here that might have some fun results. Just make up an alternate ending to the trilogy, or quote one you heard on TV or from someone else. It can also be an alternate ending to any one of the movies, it doesn't have to be an ending for the trilogy.

I'll start. I got this concept from a TV show.
In the shocking climax of the film, Palpatine reveals that it is Chewbacca who is truly Luke's father!! Chewbacca appears out of nowhere and growls. "Son!" Luke cries "Father," and there is a dramatic moment before Chewbacca picks up Palpatine and throws him over the railing. Darth Vader runs.