No particular reason. I just feel like I am waiting to get on with the rest of my life, and the place I am waiting in just happens to be dull and insular. I am also sick of feeling like I am strange just because these peopel are too stupid and/or sheltered to have ever heard of a place called England.

Questions I have been asked in the last 2 weeks:

Have you ever seen a cow?

What did you say your name was? England?

Another thing that pisses me off and I find very rude is when I say something and people ask my wife 'What did he say?' I'm right here you inbred simpleton. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I speak ENGLISH, the same language that they speak in America, and my accent isn't that hard to understand, although seeing as you've never left the state you were born in and never heard anybody speak with an accent other than your own, I suppose your supreme ignorance can be accused. Actually, no it can't.