Return of the Jedi Script Game — Page 5

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 2-Jun-2006 6:38 PM
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3PO: Don't worry, Master Luke, we know what to do. And you said it was pretty here!
R2: *pbbt*

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 2-Jun-2006 7:50 PM
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Leia: Cut it out!

War does not make one great.

Author: HotRod
Time: 2-Jun-2006 8:35 PM
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Oops you did it again....Gaffa man!

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**LUKE: Come on, Artoo. We'll need your scanners.

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LEIA: I'm not gonna hurt you.

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Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 2-Jun-2006 8:55 PM
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Pff, again! Last time we confirmed (or I confirmed and nobody contested) that I did not, in fact, miss a line. If it wasn't for me taking risks, this thread would never go anywhere! ^_^ But, yeah, I'm sorry about that one...

Leia: Looks like I'm stuck here. Trouble is, I don't know where here is. Maybe you can help me?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 2-Jun-2006 9:26 PM
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Leia: Well, maybe you can help me. Come on, sit down.

Wicket: Growl

Leia: I promise I won't hurt you. Now come here.

Wicket: Growl, Squeak.

Leia: All right. You want something to eat?

War does not make one great.

Author: JangoxFett
Time: 3-Jun-2006 5:43 AM
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Leia:Look, it's a hat. It's not gonna hurt you. .. Look! You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?

Wicket:Ahhh!

Leia:What is it?

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Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 3-Jun-2006 10:22 AM
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Imperial Scout: Freeze! Come on, get up!

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Author: HotRod
Time: 3-Jun-2006 2:19 PM
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Scout 1: Go get your ride and take her back to base.

Scout 2: Yes sir!

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Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 3-Jun-2006 4:50 PM
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Leia: Come on, let's get outta here.

War does not make one great.

Author: HotRod
Time: 3-Jun-2006 7:22 PM
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EMPEROR: I told you to remain on the command ship.

VADER: A small rebel force has infiltraded the shield and landed on Endor. My son is with them.

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Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 4-Jun-2006 2:41 AM
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Emperor: Are you sure?

Vader: I have felt him, my Master.

Emperor: Strange, that I have not. I wonder if your feelings on this matter are clear, Lord Vader.

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Author: JangoxFett
Time: 4-Jun-2006 5:06 AM
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Vader:They are clear, my Master.

Emperor:Then you must go to the Sanctuary Moon and wait for him.

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Author: HotRod
Time: 4-Jun-2006 8:20 AM
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VADER: He will come to me?

EMPS: His compasion for you will be his undoing. He will come to you, and then you will bring him before me.

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Author: Invader Jenny
Time: 4-Jun-2006 12:00 PM
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Vader: As you wish.

Emp: Everything is proceeding as I have forseen it. *swivels electric chair*

"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 4-Jun-2006 12:40 PM
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Originally posted by: HotRod
VADER: He will come to me?

EMPS: His compasion for you will be his undoing. He will come to you, and then you will bring him before me.
Originally posted by: Invader Jenny
Vader: As you wish.

Emp: Everything is proceeding as I have forseen it. *swivels electric chair*

Correction:

Vader: He will come to me?

Emperor: I have foreseen it. His compassion for you will be his undoing. He will come to you and then you will bring him before me.

Vader: As you wish.

War does not make one great.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 5-Jun-2006 4:58 AM
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Well, let's see if I can do this and save this thread from 2nd page doom (so if I get a bit wrong, which I don't plan on doing, cut me some slack! I don't see anybody else around here volunteering! I need to get to bed... it's late. I'm a bit... stupid right now)

3PO: Oh... Master Luke.
Luke: There're two more wrecked speeders back there. And I found this.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: JangoxFett
Time: 5-Jun-2006 5:19 AM
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3po:I'm afraid that R2's sensors can find no trace of .. Princess Leia.

Han:I hope she's all right.

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Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 5-Jun-2006 3:53 PM
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Chewie: Rarraghh

Han: What, Chewie? What? Chewie! Hey, I don't get it, it's just a dead animal, Chewie.

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Author: JangoxFett
Time: 6-Jun-2006 3:30 AM
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Luke:Chewie! wait!! Don't!

Han:Nice work. Great, Chewie! Great! Always thinking with your stomach.

Luke:Will you take it easy!? Let's just figure out a way to get out of this thing. Han!, can you reach my lightsaber?!

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Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 6-Jun-2006 1:12 PM
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Han: Yeah, sure.

3PO: Artoo, I'm not sure that's such a good idea. It's a very long drop!

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Author: HotRod
Time: 6-Jun-2006 4:19 PM
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Oh God here we go...

HAN: Hey! Point that thing someplace else. ...Hey!

LUKE: Han, don't. It'll be all right. Chewie, give 'em your crossbow.

THREEPIO: Oh, my head. Oh, my goodness!

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Author: JangoxFett
Time: 7-Jun-2006 3:27 AM
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Luke:Do you understand anything they're saying?

3po:Oh, yes, Master Luke! Remember that I am fluent in over six million forms of communication.

Han:What are you telling them?

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Author: ricarleite
Time: 7-Jun-2006 11:28 AM
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Let's see if I can remember... Please correct me if I'm wrong:

C3PO: Hello, I think...

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering

Author: HotRod
Time: 7-Jun-2006 12:09 PM
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3PO: I could be mistaken. They're using a very primitive dialect. But I do believe they think I am some sort of god.

HAN: Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?

3PO: I beg your pardon, General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper.

HAN: Proper?!

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Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 7-Jun-2006 1:35 PM
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3PO: It's against my programming to impersonate a
deity.

Han: Why, you...

War does not make one great.