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Having not ever seen BBC news, I'd have to say that it would win based solely on its higher PAL resolution!

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Definitely BBC News - they've been around since the early days of TV, the British media are not as sensationalist as their American counterparts, and the BBC helped win the second world war.

I am also not happy with the resolution of the battle of the magical Davids and I am still pondering this intriguing question.

War does not make one great.

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i'm still thinking of it as well. while we are coming to a dramatic conclusion for the davids, here's another..

Hannibal Lecter vs. Charles Manson

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Charles Manson has an advantage because he is real.

War does not make one great.

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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Charles Manson has an advantage because he is real.


Not to mention Manson had/has a cult fallowing. All he would have to do is sic his menions on Hannibal. To my knowledge, Hannibal worked alone. So, yeah. When you're up against 10+ people, the ability to EAT HUMAN FLESH isn't gonna mean anything.
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Well, I'm sure he'll get a few bites in if it's a melee fight. If they use guns or something, then, yeah, ol' Hann's bye bye.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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ahh, but hannibal is much more manipulative than manson. i'm sure he could outsmart manson and his cult... but then again, as YIYF said, he's not real so manson could win by default.

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So, Manson wins on the grounds that he is a real serial killer rather than a figment of somebody's imagination.

We all saw how badass Johnny 5 was against the other Nova robots, who were supposedly deadly War Machines. But how would America's first robotic citizen fair against a T-800 Terminator? Would a vast knowledge of the Marx Bros. movies be enough to survive and conquer?

For this battle I propose that Johnny 5 is allowed his shoulder-mounted laser, while the T-800, fresh from a time portal, will have no weapons (or clothes).

P.S Blaine Vs Copperfield - Things to consider: Girlfriends, Mystique, Biggest stunt/trick.

War does not make one great.

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Johnny 5 vs. T-800

J5 would be minding his own business, watching the marx bros for the umpteenth billionth time, when suddenly the T-800 shows up out of the Time Sphere. J5 goes to investigate. T-800 sees him and punches him through the house. J5 comes back and pops him with an 80s laser while quoting groucho. T800 is held aback in confusion as his fake flesh singes. the Terminator theme song blares in the background. J5 looks around, trying to figure where the music is coming from. T800 lunges towards him as he is distracted. breaks him in half with a well executed pile driver. In a last ditch effort, as the T800 is about to say something witty, J5's laser goes off one final time, this time in between the eyes. T800 falls to the ground, wires singed. J5 says, "Ah'll be bock" and shuts down.

effort goes to J5, but technically it's a draw.

so, how about the davids?!

EDIT: hopefully this gets caught before a reply is posted. Superman vs. Neo. set in the matrix.

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Originally posted by: ricardo
hopefully this gets caught before a reply is posted. Superman vs. Neo. set in the matrix.

Assuming Superman is actually part of the matrix, all Neo has to do is realise that his powers aren't real ("there is no spoon") and then Neo could do whatever he wants to him.

But, if Superman is a human who's been plugged into and is aware of the matrix, like Neo, he'd still lose. There is only one "one", so superman would have all his powers toned down in the matrix, and wouldn't be able to keep up with Neo. He'd probably have equal powers to, like, Morpheus or Trinity. Because even if he has super powers in the real world, he wouldn't be able to manipulate the matrix as well as Neo in order to use them.
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Perhaps Superman is not who he claims he is, an alien brought to Earth by a grumpy neon-colored Marlon Brando. Maybe he knows how to manipulate the Matrix...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Perhaps Superman is not who he claims he is, an alien brought to Earth by a grumpy neon-colored Marlon Brando. Maybe he knows how to manipulate the Matrix...


I guess, since he's an alien, he might be able to manipulate the matrix the way Neo does. But really, it's just speculation. There's no telling how an alien brain would be able to handle the matrix, or how the matrix would be able to handle an alien brain.

But, based on the info we DO have, Neo would be able to rip him apart.

Of course, if it took place in the real world, things would be much different and Neo wouldn't even stand a chance.
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ok, comic fans. how about clash of the comic kingpins:

Kingpin vs. Lex Luthor.

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To keep this thread rolling (because I still have some ideas), would you mind reminding me as to who Kingpin is?

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Kingpin. he's 400 pounds of muscle and he's not a brainless oaf either

-Darth Simon
Why Anakin really turned to the dark side:
"Anakin, You're father I am" - Yoda
"No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!" - Anakin

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Riiight. And he comes from where...?

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Marvel Universe, enemy of Spider-Man and Daredevil, was the main bad guy in the daredevil movie
Why Anakin really turned to the dark side:
"Anakin, You're father I am" - Yoda
"No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!" - Anakin

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*touchy people disclaimer*
some or all of the above comments are partially exaggerated to convey a point, none of the comments are meant as personal attacks on anyone mentioned or reference in the above post
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Oh, yeah, that's right! Sorry, the Daredevil movie didn't leave that big of an impression on me, but I do believe I know who you're talking about. I knew the name sounded familiar. I've never seen him interact with Spider-Man, though. Based on what little I do know, though, I'll have to say Kingpin in a straightforward fist fight. Luthor has no chance there, especially the Gene Hackman version. ^_^

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I'm going with Luthor in this one. He seems smarter, more suave.

War does not make one great.

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Yeah, but that would only work if Luthor brought in technology. I think Luthor's smarter, but I don't know if he's a smarter fighter.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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So it's a mano e mano fist fight? Well in that case Kingpin would easily win.

War does not make one great.

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So who gets to choose the next one then?

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C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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You can. I'm still stumped o the magical Davids. I have a lot of respect for both.

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Alright then. John Williams vs. Danny Elfman using only conductor batons as weapons.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.