J5 would be minding his own business, watching the marx bros for the umpteenth billionth time, when suddenly the T-800 shows up out of the Time Sphere. J5 goes to investigate. T-800 sees him and punches him through the house. J5 comes back and pops him with an 80s laser while quoting groucho. T800 is held aback in confusion as his fake flesh singes. the Terminator theme song blares in the background. J5 looks around, trying to figure where the music is coming from. T800 lunges towards him as he is distracted. breaks him in half with a well executed pile driver. In a last ditch effort, as the T800 is about to say something witty, J5's laser goes off one final time, this time in between the eyes. T800 falls to the ground, wires singed. J5 says, "Ah'll be bock" and shuts down.
effort goes to J5, but technically it's a draw.
so, how about the davids?!
EDIT: hopefully this gets caught before a reply is posted. Superman vs. Neo. set in the matrix.