We all saw how badass Johnny 5 was against the other Nova robots, who were supposedly deadly War Machines. But how would America's first robotic citizen fair against a T-800 Terminator? Would a vast knowledge of the Marx Bros. movies be enough to survive and conquer?
For this battle I propose that Johnny 5 is allowed his shoulder-mounted laser, while the T-800, fresh from a time portal, will have no weapons (or clothes).
P.S Blaine Vs Copperfield - Things to consider: Girlfriends, Mystique, Biggest stunt/trick.