Me: This msut be it! Such a beautiful photoshop cover! *opens the DVD, puts it on the 1080p 16x9 TV*
Me: NOOOOO It's not anamorphic! There are black canvas all around it! Nooooo *starts to get old and dies*
Knight: He chose... poorly. *shows a Dr. Gonzo set* This was the one! Now get out before I call the cops. Get out!