(I am sitting in my room, George Lucas walks in flanked by Rick McCallum and Steve Spielberg)
GL: I'm transferring the only remaining prints of Star Wars to my mansion - they'll have to stay there but they'll be safe.
ME: Oh perfect... you fixed us reeall good didn't you, *my friend* - (takes a swing at the Bearded One).
GL: I've done all I can! I'm sorry but I've got my own problems to fix.
ME: You're a real hero.