Selacious Crumb: Ohhh! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
3PO: You will, therefore, be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pit of Carkoon, nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac.
Han: Doesn't sound so bad.
3PO: In his belly, you will find a new defintion of pain of suffering as you are slowly digested... over a thousand years.
Han: On second thought, let's pass on that.