I'm giving up on this whole thing. I just can't be bothered with it or the franchise that is Star Wars anymore. I have my Laserdisc rips, and I quite fancy myself as an underground resistance kinda guy, so I will not be buying the official releases. I'm broke anyway.

I received the same standard form e-mail (mine was from 'John Singh') and here's how I replied (which I must admit I borrowed from a classic quote made by Jay sometime last week):

Thanks for nothing. Excuse me while I go watch Return of the King.