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The Empire Strikes Back Script Game — Page 8

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Boba Fett: Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold.
R2: Beep!
3PO: R2, what are you doing here?! Wait! Turn around, you woolly! Hurry! We're trying to save Han from the bounty hunter! (Wow, I just noticed... is the only time that 3PO refers to Han by his first name?) Well, at least you're still in one piece! Look what happened to me!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Chewie at the site of Slave 1 taking off: Raragargaggrghhh

3PO: Oh, no! Chewie, they're behind you!

War does not make one great.

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Vader: You have learned much, young one.
Luke: You'll find I'm full of surprises!
Vader: All too easy. Perhaps you are not as strong as the Emperor thought. Impressive! Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger! Only your hatred can destroy me! Ooof!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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(2 lines got missed)
Vader: Your destiny lies with me, Skywalker. Ob1 knew this to be true.
Luke: No!

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Lando:The security code has been changed!

3po:R2, you can tell the computer to override the security system.

Lando:Attention! This is lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of the city. I advise everyone to leave before more Imperial troops arrive.
This way.

R2:Yeeeeooooww!

3po:Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.
What are you talking about? We're not intersted in the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon. It's fixed! Just open the door, you stupid lump.

(3PO Talks a Lot in this part of the film IMO.)
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Whoops. Thanks for the save.

3PO: You did it! I never doubted you for a second! Wonderful!
Lando: Leia! Go!
3PO: I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
R2: *Beep*
3PO: Of course I've looked better!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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^^ I love this film. To me, this film is perfect in everyway! Especially this scene. The music, the colours, everything!



3PO: I never doubted you for a second. Wonderful!................ Ouch! Oh! Ah! That hurt, Bend down, you thoughtless...Ow!

LANDO: Leia! Go!

3PO: I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me. Of course, I've looked better.



(So who else is reading all of this and seeing the film exactly in their head, as if they were watching the film right now? Coz I know I am)

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Gaffer you Geeza....you beat me to it!



VADER: You are beaten. It is useless to resist. Don't let yourself be destroyed as Obi-Wan did.

VADER: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover you power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.

LUKE: I'll never join you!

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Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happend to your father.

Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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HotRod, sorry I beat you to it, but I left out a few pained moments of 3PO that you managed to capture, so it's all you, man.

And, wow, it's like you all just offered the pivotal moment to me, and I'll seize the opportunity!

Vader: Luke, I am your father.

Hah! Just kidding!

Vader: No. I am your father.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Vader: You can destroy the Emperor. He has forseen this. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. Come with me. It is the only way.

EDIT: Luke: *resolute and deafening silence*

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Leai: Luke...We've got to go back.

Chewie: Rahghrhh??

Lando: What?

Leia: I know where Luke is.

Lando: But what about those fighters?

Chewie: Rarrgh

Leia: Chewie, just do it.

Lando: But what about Vader?

Chewie: Rarrghghgh

Lando: All right, all right, all right.

War does not make one great.

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Lando: Look, someone's up there.

Leia: It's Luke. Chewie, slow down. Slow down and we'll get under him. Lando, open the top hatch.

Okay. Easy, Chewie.

Lando?

Lando: Okay, let's go.

War does not make one great.

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Leia: Star Destroyer.

Lando: All right, Chewie. Ready for light-speed.

Leia: If your people fixed the hyperdrive. All the coordinates are set. It's now or never.

Chewie: Arf

Lando: Punch it! ..... They told me they fixed it. It's not my fault!

War does not make one great.

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Piett:They'll be in range of our tractor beam in moments, my lord.

Vader:Did your men deactivate the hyperdrive on the millennium falcon?

Piett:Yes, my lord.

Vader:Good. Prepare the boaring party and set your weapons for stun.

Piett:Yes, my lord.

3po:Noisy brute. Why don't we just go into lightspeed?
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R2: *Beep*
3PO: We can't? How would you know the hyperdrive has been deactivated?
R2: *beep*
3PO: The city's central computer told you? R2-D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer. Ouch! Pay attention to what you're doing!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Lando: Chewie!!!
3PO: What do you think you're doing! You haven't finished with me yet! You don't know how to fix the hyperdrive! Chewbacca can do it! I'm standing here in pieces, and you're having delusions of grandeur!
R2: *squeal*
3PO: You did it!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Seeing as I started the ANH thread but had ESB stolen from me, I think it's only fair that I get the final scene in Empire:

Lando: Luke, we're ready for takeoff.

Luke: Good luck, Lando

Lando: When we find Jabba the Hut and that bounty hunter, we'll contact you.

Luke: I'll meet you at the rendezvous point on Tatooine.

Lando: Princess, we'll find Han. I promise.

Luke: Chewie, I'll be waiting for your signal.

Chewie: Rarrghhh

Luke: Take care, you two. May the Force be with you.


THE END

War does not make one great.

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I thought you agreed that whoever had the last quote of the movie got to start the ESB thread, a tradition I assume we're continuing here for the Return of the Jedi thread (which you'd better make)! Congratulations on winning the game!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Did you know that we managed to finish this thread in exactly 20 less posts than its predecessor? Well, it's 19 now. It's really weird. We were sort of crusing along there for a while, but the last few pages have been zooming through. I guess that's how the excitement of this movie worked. Conversely, as we got closer to the end on the first thread, and we had no idea of the order of the lines during the space battle, we were just contributing a couple of lines at a time with no idea where to go. I wonder if we can finish the ROTJ thread faster?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.