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Empire of Heart Attack

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I was just watching Empire of Dreams again today, and I thought of something. It said that the making of the original Star Wars was so stressful on Lucas that he started having chest pains. It was severely detrimental to his health the amount of working he had to do on that. So, to me, it makes even less sense that he'd want to cover it up and replace all that hard work with relatively easy CG enhancements/replacements. If I made a movie that almost killed me, I'd sure as hell make sure that thing survived, otherwise it would seem like I did all that suffering for no reason at all!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Not to mention that he did it again...and again...and again all while at a much older age.
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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Does that mean that if we decided to do a 180 and demand Lucas make more changes, the Star Wars Universe will eventually explode his heart like the Death Star? Wait, then the media will blame us for his death.