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The Empire Strikes Back Script Game — Page 7

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Han: The ship is almost finished. Two or Three more things and we're in great shape.

Leia: The sooner the better. Something's wrong here. No one has seen or knows anything about Threepio. He's been gone too long to have gotten lost.

Han: Relax. I'll talk to Lando and see what I can find out.

Leia: I don't trust Lando.

Han: Well, I don't trust him, either. But he is my friend. Besides, we'll soon be gone.

Leia: And then you're as good as gone, aren't you?

War does not make one great.

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Leia: Chewie! What happened?
Chewbacca: Rawr
Han: Where? Said he found him in a junk pile.
Leia: Oh, what a mess? Chewie, do you think you can repair him?
Han: Lando's got people who can fix him.
Leia: No thanks.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Lando: I'm sorry. Am I interrupting anything?

Leia: Not really.

Lando: You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the clouds.

Leia: Thank you.

Lando: Will you join me for a little refreshment? Everyone's invited, of course...... Having trouble with you droid?

Han: No. No problem. Why?

War does not make one great.

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Lando: ...so for a small outpost, we are surprisingly self-sufficient.
Leia: So you're part of the mining guild then?
Lando: No, not actually. Our operation is small enough not to be noticed.
Han: Aren't you afraid the Empire's going to find out about this little operation? Shut you down?
Lando: It's a danger that's loomed like a shadow over everything we've built here. But things have developed that will ensure security. I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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LANDO: I had no choice, they arrived just before you did. I am sorry.
HAN: I'm sorry too.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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R2: *beepbeep*
Luke: No, I'm sure 3PO's with them. Just hang on!

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Chewie: *growl**whine*
3PO: ohmymyi'mtrrblysrrynonoplsedontgetup... NO! Aaaaah! Stormtroopers? Here? We're in danger! I must tell the others! Oh, no! I've been shot!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Artoo: Beep Beep

Luke: No, Threepio's with them.

Artoo: Beep Beep

Luke: Just hang on. We're almost there.

War does not make one great.

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Pretty darned close, I'd say... ^_~

Han: *gasp* *wince*
EDIT: Add screaming in agony
Lando: Lord Vader!
Vader: You can take Captain Solo to Jabba the Hutt once I have Skywalker.
Boba Fett: He's no good to me dead!
Vader: He will not be permanently damaged.
Lando: Lord Vader! What about Leia and the Wookiee?
Vader: They must never again leave this city.
Lando: That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter!
Vader: Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?
Lando: No.
Vader: Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a garrison here!
Lando. This deal is getting worse all the time.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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3PO: Oh, yes, that's very good. I like that. Oh! Something's not right because now I can't see. Wait. Wait! Oh, my! what have you done? I'm backwards, you stupid furball. Only an overgrown mophead like you would be stupid enough...

HAN: I feel terrible.

LEIA: Why are they doing this?

HAN: They never even asked me any questions.

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Leia: Lando.
Chewie: *growl*
Han: What do you want, Lando?
Lando: Shut up and listen. Now, Vader's agreed to turn Layer (I swear he says that--it's been bugging/amusing me my entire life) and Chewie over to me.
Han: Over to you?
Lando: They'll have to stay here, but at least they'll be safe.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Leia: What about Han?

Lando: Vader's giving him to the bounty hunter.

Leia: Vader wants us all dead.

Lando: He doesn't want you at all. He's after somebody called..... Skywalker.

War does not make one great.

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Leia: And we're the bait.

Lando: Well, he's on his way.

Han: Perfect. You fixed us all pretty good, didn't you? My friend!

Lando: Stop! I've done all I can do. I'm sorry I couldn't do better, but I have my own problems.

Han: Yeah, you're a real hero.

Leia: You certainly have a way with people.

War does not make one great.

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Vader: This facility is crude, but it should be adequate to freeze Skywalker for his journey to the Emperor.
Lando: We only use this facility for carbon freezing. You put him in there, it might kill him.
Vader: I do not want the Emperor's prize damaged. We will test it... on Captain Solo.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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3PO: If only you had attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position.

Han: What's going on...buddy?

Lando: You're being put into carbon freeze.

Boba Fett: What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.

Vader: The Empire will compensate you if he dies. Put him in!

(Before you all yell at me, I'm not skipping a scene - it's just that Luke's arrival on Cloud city has no dialogue)

War does not make one great.

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I'm pretty sure I left out a line. It's been bugging me ever since I posted last time where this line could possibly go, but I think I finally have it figured out. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Vader: This facility is crude, but it should be adequate to freeze Skywalker for his journey to the Emperor.
Piett (I think, or it could be some random flunky): Lord Vader. Ship approaching, X-Wing class!
Vader: Good. Monitor Skywalker and allow him to land!
Lando: Lord Vader, we only use this...

And continuing on from there.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Lando:Lord Vader, we only use this facility for carbon freezing. If you put him in there, it might kill him!

Vader:I do not want the emperor's prize damaged. .. We will test it on Captain Solo.




[I agree, I think some lines are missing in this thread. and some jumping around a bit.]


(now back to Cloud City)
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Chewie: *growl*
Han: Chewie! Stop!
3PO: Yes! Please! Stop! I'm not ready to die!
Han: Chewie! This won't help me! The princess. You have to take care of her. You hear me.
Leia: I love you.
Han: I know.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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3PO: What's going on? Turn around, Chewbacca, I can't see. Oh...they've encased him in carbonite. He should be quite well-protected - if he survived the freezing process, that is.

War does not make one great.

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Vader: Well, Calrissian? Did he survive?
Lando: Yes, he's alive. And in perfect hibernation.

EDIT: Ooh, I just realized that I had the honor of transcribing Han's last line in this movie!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Vader: He's all yours bounty hunter. Reset the chamber for Skywalker.

Imperial: Skywalker has just landed, my lord.

Vader: Good. See to it that he finds his way here. Calrissian, take the princess and the Wookiee to my ship.

Lando: You said they'd be left in the city under my supervision.

Vader: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

War does not make one great.

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R2: Beep beep
Leia: Luke, don't! It's a trap! Ugh! It's a trap!

Unless I'm mistaken, that's the only dialogue in that entire exchange.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Vader: The force is with you young skywalker. But you are not a Jedi yet.
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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Lando: Well done. Hold them in the security tower -- and keep it quiet. Move.

Leia: What do you think you're doing?

Lando: We're getting out of here.

3PO: I knew all along it had to be a mistake.

Leia: Do you think that after what you did to Han we're going to trust you?

Lando: I had no choice

Chewie: Rarrraghhh

3PO: What are you doing? Trust him, trust him!

Leia: Oh, so we understand, don't we, Chewie? He had no choice.

Lando: I'm just trying to help...

Leia: We don't need any of your help.

Lando: H..a...a...a..

Leia: What?

3PO: It sounds like Han.

Lando: There's still a chance to save Han... at the east platform

Leia: Chewie.

3PO: I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Wookiee.

War does not make one great.