*GL comes to the stage wearing a shirt saying "power unlimited power". An audience full of SW fans. No applauses. Silence. *
GL: I am George Lucas.
(two people cough. crickets)
GL: Why do two people always cough when I say that? Anyway... I am here to talk about the... sigh... DVD release of the half assed piece of CRAP I did back in the 70s. You know... without CGI or jar jar.
*Applause, cheering*
GL: Shut up! Now... SINCE you guys want it like it was released in 1970s... And since my home TV back then was a 15 inches monoraul faded NTSC low res TV set with a manual selector and a penguin on top, I am releasing the DVDs on letterbox, non anamorphic.
* Gasps. Booing, screamings *
GL: So here's to ALL of you!! *grabs crotch, shows finger, walks around the stage giving the finger* F(bleep)K YOU ALL! F(bleep)K YOU! YOU SUCKERS!! WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, EH?! HAHAHHA REVENGE COMES RIDING A HORSE CALLED HUMILLIATION!! F(bleep)K YOU ALL!!
Fan: F(beelp)k you Lucas!
GL: (comes down of stage) No, no, f(bleep)k you, f(bleep)k you, you know why you c(beelp)t? Because you kept whining about that piece of garbage I did on the 70s, I don't even remember the 70s, damn I forgot most of the 80s, and you kept whining about you bitch, you muthaf(bleep)r, now come on you bitch! (starts fighting him, security removes GL)
GL: (being dragged out) HAHAHAHA YOU F(bleep)ERS! I GOT YOU! I GOT YOU!