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The Empire Strikes Back Script Game — Page 6
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Leia: So what did you have in mind for your next move?
Han: Well, if they follow standard Imperial procedure, they'll dump their garbage before hitting lightspeed, and then we just float away...
Leia: With the rest of the garbage. Then what?
Han: Well, we have to find a safe port somewhere.
Leia: Where are we?
Han: Anoat System.
Leia: Anoat System? There's not much there.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Moving on:
Han: No. Well, wait. This is interesting. Lando.
Leia: Lando system?
Han: Lando's not a system, he's a man. Lando Calrissian. He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him.
Leia: Thanks.
Han: Bespin. It's pretty far, but I think we can make it.
Leia: A mining colony?
Han: Yeah, a Tibanna gas mine. Lando conned somebody out of it. We go back a long way, Lando and me.
Leia: Can you trust him?
Han: No. But he has no love for the Empire, I can tell you that.
Han: Here we go, Chewie. Stand by. Detach!
Leia: You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them.
War does not make one great.
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Yoda: Concentrate...feel the Force. Yes. Good. Calm, yes. Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future...the past, old friends long gone.
Luke: Han! Leia!
Yoda: Control, control. You must learn control.
War does not make one great.
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Yoda: Use the Force! Through the Force, things you will see, other places. The future. The past. Old friends long gone.
Luke: Han! Leia!
And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.
EDIT: Okay. It looks like I missed some too. Just follow YIYF. I don't know what I'm talking about.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Luke: I saw...a city in the clouds.
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Luke: They were in pain.
Yoda: It is the future you see.
Luke: Future? Will they die?
Yoda: Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.
Luke: I've gotta go to them.
Yoda: Decide you must how to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could... but you would destroy all for which they have fought... and suffered.
And now we get back to where we skipped before!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Han: No, I don't have a landing permit. I'm trying to reach Lando Calrissian......Whoa wait a minute let me explain
Pilot: You will not deviate from your present course
3PO: Rather touchy, aren't they?
Leia: I thought you knew this person.
Chewie: Raragargh
Han: Well, that was along time ago...I'm sure he's forgotten about that.
War does not make one great.
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
I just finished watching ESB, and just so you know, Yoda does say, "No," after Ben asks, "Was I any different when you taught me?" Tee hee. Pwned. ^_~
Voice: Permission granted to land on Platform 3-2-7.
Han: Thank you. See? Nothing to worry about. We go waaay back, Lando and me.
Leia: Who's worried?
I just finished watching ESB, and just so you know, Yoda does say, "No," after Ben asks, "Was I any different when you taught me?" Tee hee. Pwned. ^_~
Voice: Permission granted to land on Platform 3-2-7.
Han: Thank you. See? Nothing to worry about. We go waaay back, Lando and me.
Leia: Who's worried?
Will the dynamic duo figure out this puzzle?! Tune in, same Bat Time, same Bat Channel!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Leia:I don't like this.
Han:Well, what would you like!?
3po:Well, they did let us land.
Han:Look, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine.. trust me.
See? My friend. Keep your eyes open, okay?
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LANDO: Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler! You've got a ot of guts coming here, after what you pulled.
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3PO: Well, he seems very friendly!
Leia: Yes. Very friendly.
Lando: What are you doing here?
Han: Eh, repairs. I thought maybe you could help me out.
Lando: What have you done to my ship?
Han: Your ship? Remember, you lost her to me, fair and square!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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LEIA: Leia.
LANDO: Welcome, Leia.
HAN: All right, all right, you old smoothie.
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C-3PO: Hello, sir. I am C-3PO, human cyborg relations. My facilities are at your... well, really!
Lando: What's wrong with the Falcon?
Han: Hyperdrive.
Lando: I'll get my people to work on it right away. You know, that ship saved my life quite a few times. She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Thing is. I've seen this film hundreds and hundreds of times. I know this film backwards. Every sound effect, the music cues, the lot. Like most of you on here. I just love this film. Whenever my mate is having one of his party gathering type of thing, Empire always manages to come on at around 2am. Loud! There's me saying the script more or less word for word. Which got one of my friends girlfriend of one night (he was supposed to be getting married the following day, but found his fiance at the time, in bed with her x's best mate. Nice!) started pissing herself. I even got the "Captain Solo this time you have gone too far" "Aaarrrrgggghhh" "No I will not be quiet Chewbacca....blah,blah", which really made her night. Turns out her dad loves Star Wars too. Her dad ffs. Made me feel old. Turns out she was young....I'm not old, man. anyhoo.....
So,...I can't believe I'm missing chunks out here. I'm a little embarrassed. It's my fave film, ever.
Sorry, went off on one there............
HAN: How's the gas mine? Is it paying off for you?
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Originally posted by: HotRod
Sorry, went off on one there............
No shit. You been smoking something?Sorry, went off on one there............
Lando: Oh, not as well as I'd like. We're a small outpost and not very self-sufficient. And I've had supply problems of every kind. I've had
labor difficulties...What's so funny?
Han: You. Listen to you -- you sound like a businessman, a responsible leader. Who'd have thought that, huh?
Lando: You know, seeing you sure brings back a few things.
Han: Yeah.
Lando: Yeah, I'm responsible these days. It's the price you pay for being successful.
War does not make one great.
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Droid:E-chu-Ta!!
3po:How rude!
That sounds like an r2 unit I wonder... Hello? How interesting. Oh, My!
Voice: Who are You?!
3po:Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I... I didn't mean to intrude. No, no, Please don't get up. Noooo!
(Back to Dagobah)
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: HotRod
Sorry, went off on one there............
No shit. You been smoking something? Sorry, went off on one there............
Ha!!
YODA: Luke! You must complete the training.
LUKE: I can't keep the vision out of my head. They're my friends. I've got to help them.
YODA: You must not go!
LUKE: But Han and Leia will die if I don't.
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War does not make one great.
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BEN: But you cannot control it. This is a dangerous time for you, when you will be tempted by the dark side of the Force.
YODA: Yes, yes. To Obi-Wan you listen. The cave. Remember your failure at the cave!
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Ben: It is you and your abilities the Emperor wants. That is why your friends are made to suffer.
Luke: That's why I have to go.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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War does not make one great.
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Ben: If you choose to face Vader, you will do it alone. I cannot interfere.
Luke: I understand. R2, fire up the converters.
Ben: Luke, don't give into hate. That leads to the dark side.
Yoda: Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can!
Luke: I will. And I'll return. I promise.
Yoda: Told you, I did. Reckless is he. Now... matters are worse.
Ben: That boy is our last hope.
Yoda: No. There is another...
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.