"Pissing out the window, and shitting out the window are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!"
"Don't talk shit about Total!"
"Bitch! I love you!"
And my personal favorite:
Son: "Dad, I heard she was a lesbian."
Danny: "That just means she likes what I like!"
"Pissing out the window, and shitting out the window are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!"
"Don't talk shit about Total!"
"Bitch! I love you!"
And my personal favorite:
Son: "Dad, I heard she was a lesbian."
Danny: "That just means she likes what I like!"