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Originally posted by: sean wookie
I'm really having trouble beliving you DAYV.


I WENT TO PRIVATE SCHOOL. I HAD ACCESS TO A HIGHER EDUCATION THAN THAT OF A PUBLIC SCHOOL. I WAS ALWAYS 4-6 YEARS AHEAD OF MY CLASS. I DID AN ENTIRE YEAR OF WORLD HISTORY IN TWO WEEKS.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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This isn't really relevant to anything, which is why I'm posting it here. I'm just excited, so I have to say it somewhere. Today is mine and my girlfriend's third anniversary!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Congratulations!

BTW - You can post anything at all in the Long Bridge Club.

P.S - Stop posting would ya? It's getting hard for me to keep any kind of lead here.

War does not make one great.

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Thanks a lot! Since we have no money, we're going to celebrate by spending the day looking for jobs! Yeah, I'm just a romantic slob.

And, wow, I never thought about that! For some reason, I've never visited the Long Bridge Club. Maybe I should pop on over there at some point.

EDIT: P.S. You'd like that, wouldn't you? ^_~ It's not your birthday, is it? I'm not Santa Claus, am I? Therefore, I will do what I must.

EDIT 2: P.P.S. As long as we keep back and forthing over the ESB Script Game, there's no way I can diminish your lead any further, is there?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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It's off-topic and anything goes. It's a good place to head if you have something to say but don't know what thread to post in or don't want to start a new thread.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
P.P.S. As long as we keep back and forthing over the ESB Script Game, there's no way I can diminish your lead any further, is there?
True.

EDIT: Shit, didn't mean to double post there - I meant to edit my previous post. Oh well, one more for me I guess...

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Then why have I yet to see a new update in that thread? Hmm?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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I was kinda stuck. Couldn't quite remember what came next (still not sure but gave it my best).

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You left out the preceding line, that's all. No big deal.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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My lead on Gaffer has narrowed to a measly 58 posts.

EDIT: Just as I posted he came online and posted, so now it's only 57 - Damn you Gaffer!!

War does not make one great.

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Check out the ads at the top of my page because I've written Gaffer so much recently:

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/3664/gaffad2ww.jpg

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This is an honorable death. You have done great works.

EDIT: I'd be willing to bet a third of the pages on this forum have links to Gaffer Tape. At least, I know I see it all the time when I'm here.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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The ad I see right now is selling "Jedi Ringtones".


..............................THEY DON'T EXIST.
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How would a ringtone attain the level of Jedi? Unless they mean ringtones FOR Jedi, in which case why would a jedi need a mobile phone when he/she has the force?

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Hehe, I think it means you can buy ringtones that sound like Jedi. Which still makes no sense whatsoever.......
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Yeah. Blah, blah, blah. Whatever. The important thing here is that I have now achieved:

2,600 posts!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Congradulations to Gaffer Tape!

The man named after an adhesive film used to hold things together!!
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Now all I have to do is knock off you-know-who.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*fireworks go off, takes seat on Jedi Council*
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Originally posted by: Warbler
5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*fireworks go off, takes seat on Jedi Council*


Sure, you've got 5000 posts, but the Eagles still suck.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Originally posted by: Jagdlieter
Man Anakin would be sooo pissed!

too bad. He hasn't 5000 times here yet

Originally posted by: TheSessler


Sure, you've got 5000 posts, but the Eagles still suck.


*votes to banish Sessler to the dungeon*