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Tourettes Guy

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I have a feeling this is a copy but it seems to have dissappeared (I didn't look, much too lazy).

But if no one's seen these videos, they're worth seeing. They are definitely fake, but quite funny.

TourettesGUY.com

The videos are in the VIDEO section.

New ones appear every once in a while so check the site out. My personal favorite part is the last 5 or so seconds of [insert forgotten name of video here] where he is talking to Shirlena about the doctor...with that music playing....lol perfect.
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I've seen this guy before. Pretty damned funny.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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I think I posted one of these vids in the Jokes thread a while back. I love Tourettes Guy.


"I'd like to see you try to walk a mile in MY SHIT!"

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*Tourettes Guy is at the Drive-thru ordering some burgers.......*


"I want 2 cheeseburgers, I want pickles, and I want ketchup on em!

*Leans over through window*



And don't load it up with a bunch of bull......SHIT!!!!"
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"Lemme tell you somethin about a porcupine's balls....they're small, and they don't give a SHIT!"

"My grandma Genelle, she's the sweetest person in the entire world, and God bless her......BUT SHE'S OLD AS FUCK!!!!"

"YES, I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control--and it made me feel...like a piece of SHIT! This is BULLSHIT!"

Wow, I have to stop I'm stealing all the good ones...
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"Aw, Bob Saget!"

"Pissing out the window, and shitting out the window are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!"

"Don't talk shit about Total!"

"Bitch! I love you!"

And my personal favorite:

Son: "Dad, I heard she was a lesbian."

Danny: "That just means she likes what I like!"

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It's ridiculously and obviously fake.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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On the London Underground, I once observed a Russian with Tourettes. No joke.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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"Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!"

LOL

"On the London Underground, I once observed a Russian with Tourettes. No joke."

Why does this remind me of the russian bear in "Brother Bear"? Now I understand why all the other bears were embarrased. Such language in a kids' film.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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I've never personally seen anyone with tourettes, but I've been close.

"Nice kitty, pretty kitty, FREAK! WERDO! F-F-FREAK! FREAK!"

"Just like before, BALL! BALL-LICKER!"

"Yeah, can I get a, TOUCH ME! TOUCH ME! FUCK! FUCK ME! Sorry. Number 5."
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
On the London Underground, I once observed a Russian with Tourettes. No joke.
You can observe absolutely anything on the London Underground. Crazy place.

War does not make one great.

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"The doctor doesn't need to know about that!.....

.........DON'T YOU EVER--TALK ABOUT MY DICK--WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!"
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