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The Empire Strikes Back Script Game — Page 5

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Yoda: You will know when you are calm, at peace, passive!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Yoda: A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

Luke: But tell me why I can't...

War does not make one great.

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Yoda: No, no, there is no why! Clear your mind of questions! Nothing more will I teach you today!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Yoda catches Luke scoping out a gnarly old tree: That place is strong with the dark side of the Force. A domain of evil it is. In you must go.

War does not make one great.

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Let me see if I can figure it out myself (I'm not entirely sure either)

Luke: Something's not right here. I feel cold. Death.
And then your line (ah, it's coming back to me now!)
Yoda: Your weapons! You will not need them!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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And then there's no dialogue for the whole dark side tree dream sequence, so...

Piett: Bounty hunters. We don't need that scum.

War does not make one great.

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Lt: Yes, sir.
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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EDIT: Ooh, I forgot about this first line. I was trying to work it in at the bottom, but now I remember that I left it out at the top.
Random Dude: Sir, we have a priority signal from the Star Destroyer Avenger.
Piett: Right.
And now back to my original post.

Vader: There will be a substantial reward for the one that finds the Millenium Falcon. You are free to use whatever methods are necessary, but I want them alive! No disintegrations!
Jason Wingreen, I mean, the real voice of Boba Fett: As you wish!
Piett: My Lord, we have them!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Han: Let's get out of here. Ready for light-speed? One, two, three..... It's not fair!

War does not make one great.

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Han: Transfer circuits are working! It's not my fault!
Leia: No light speed?
Han: It's not my fault.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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3PO: Sir, we just lost the main rear deflector shield. One more direct hit on the back quarter and we're done for.

Han: Turn her around.

Chewie: Ruurrgh

Han: I said turn her around! I'm going to put all power in the front shield.

Leia: You're going to attack them?!

3PO: Sir, the odds of surviving a direct assault on an Imperial Star Destroyer...

Leia: Shut up!

War does not make one great.

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Needa: They're moving into attack position! Shields up! Track them. They may come around for another pass.
Dude: Captain Needa. The ship no longer appears on our scopes.
Needa: They can't have disappeared! No ship that small has a cloaking device!
Dude: There's no sign of them, Captain.
Dude 2: Captain Needa. Lord Vader demands an update on the pursuit.
Needa: Get a shuttle ready. I shall assume full responsibility for losing them and apologize to Lord Vader. Meanwhile, continue to scan the area.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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R2: Beep, beepity, beep!
Yoda: ConcentRAAAAAATE!
Luke: We'll never get it out now!
Yoda: So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done.
Luke: Master. Moving stones is one thing, but this is totally different!
Yoda: No! No different! Only different in your mind! You must unlearn what you have learned.
Luke: Alright. I'll give it a try.
Yoda: No! Try not! Do. Or do not. There is no try.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Luke:I can't. It's too big.

Yoda:Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Mmm.
And well you should not. for my ally is the force. and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. It's energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we ..

Luke:Oww!

Yoda:not this crude matter.


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YOAD: You must feel the Force around you. Here, between you...me...the tree...the rock...everywhere! Yes, even between this land and that ship!

LUKE: You want the impossible.

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(ok let me see if I can remember the dialogue after this awesome scene)

R2: Beep beep beeeeep

Luke: I... I don't belive it!

Yoda: That's why you fail...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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HAN: No, I don't have a landing permit. I'm trying to reach Lando Calrissian......Whoa wait a minute let me explain

PILOT: You will not deviate from your present course

3PO: Rather touchy, aren't they?

LEIA: I thought you knew this person.

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Chewie: Raragargh
Han: Well, that was along time ago...I'm sure he's forgotten about that.

War does not make one great.

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I just finished watching ESB, and just so you know, Yoda does say, "No," after Ben asks, "Was I any different when you taught me?" Tee hee. Pwned. ^_~

Voice: Permission granted to land on Platform 3-2-7.
Han: Thank you. See? Nothing to worry about. We go waaay back, Lando and me.
Leia: Who's worried?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Mistake!!!

We've all missed a big fucking scene here!!

And we call ourselves fans? Shame on us all!


YODA: That is why you fail.!!!

Now----

VADER: Apology accepted, Captain Needa.

PIETT: Lord Vader, our ships have completed their scan of the area and found nothing. If the Millennium Falcon went into light-speed, it'll be on the other side of the galaxy by now.

VADER: Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along their last know trajectory.

PIETT: Yes, my lord. We'll find them.

VADER: Don't fail me again, Admiral.

PIETT: Alert all commands. Deploy the fleet



3PO: Captain Solo, this time you have gone too far.

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I knew something seemed wrong! Good going, HotRod. ^_~ But you found your own mistake, so it's cool.

Chewbacca: *growl*
3PO: No, I will not be quiet, Chewbacca. Why doesn't anyone listen to me?!
Han: The fleet's beginning to break up. Chewie, go stand by the manual release of the landing claw.
3PO: I really don't see how that is going to help. Surrender is a perfectly acceptable alternative in extreme circumstances. The Empire may be gracious enough to... blooohhhhh.
Han: Thank you.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.