No. But it is your fault that you have no sense of humor, joie de vivre, or appreciation of irony, and you get your kicks by registering on long-established forums and pooping all over other people's threads and telling them how to dispose of their private property. I've got a few ideas on where you can put your SE discs, but out of respect for the fairer sex whom I know to be present, I shall refrain from posting detailed instructions.